House Hearing on Bill Barr Quickly Turns Into Petty Version of Romper RoomThey couldn’t even make it out of the opening statements before a Republican lawmaker went full older brother…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 25, 2020
Teflon Don and Nem: How All Trump’s Allies Are Missing Jail TimeFirst, Paul Manafort was released from jail because his precious white lungs couldn’t stand to be around all that…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 24, 2020
Roger Stone Really Is a Pimp, and Bill Barr Is a HitmanPresident Trump began to hate former Attorney General Jeff Sessions right around the time he recused himself from…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 24, 2020
Trump: ‘I Don’t Kid.’ Well, You Don’t Adult EitherPresident Donald Trump wants to make one thing clear: He doesn’t kid! Sure he hired one of the world’s most famous…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 23, 2020
Rudy Guiliani: Black Lives Matter Wants to Take Your Beautiful Caucasian HomesA racist dog whistle had unprotected, drunken sex with fear-mongering and the result was former New York City Mayor…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 23, 2020
Mr. Steal Your Election Is Tweeting Random Videos of Black Men Attacking PeopleNothing says, “I’m trying to rile up my racist base by appealing solely to their racism because I’m losing this…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 23, 2020
Indiana Politician Resigns After Claiming Some Insane Foolishness About 'Uneducated' Voters BreedingLarry Brown (the Indiana council member not the former NBA coach) is a goddamn idiot.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 22, 2020
A Presidential Walk of Shame and Everything Else That Happened After Trump’s Tragic Tulsa RallyIn the end, Trump’s Tulsa rally on Saturday turned out like most of the president’s tenure on the job; there was a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 22, 2020
Trump Now Thinks Colin Kaepernick Can Play in the NFL and It Only Took Him 4 Years and 8 Minutes and 46 Seconds8:46.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 18, 2020
Christopher Trumplumbus: I Discovered Juneteenth!Before Trump took office, Juneteenth was just hanging out in an African village with Kwanzaa and the rest of the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 18, 2020
Well What Do Ya Know, New Book Claims Trump Was Out Here Begging China's President to Help Him Get ReelectedWe have to get this out up front: Former national security adviser John Bolton is no hero. I mean how could he be as…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 18, 2020
Dr. Fauci Wouldn’t Attend Trump’s Tulsa Rally, Even With a 6-Foot Pole (I’m Paraphrasing)I know that President Trump is a white man and that has afforded him luxuries and special powers that have allowed…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 17, 2020
Republicans Unveil Trash-Ass Police Reform Bill That Discourages Chokeholds But Doesn’t Ban ThemWhen President Trump unveiled his bullshit police reform toilet paper executive order, there was one black person…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 17, 2020
Ted Cruz Challenged Actor Ron Perlman to Wrestle Jim Jordan, Which Further Proves That 2020 Is TrashIt all started with a goddamn chicken sandwich and now 2020 hasn’t just jumped the shark, it’s off the rails and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 16, 2020
Trump Signs Police Reform Executive Order While Rubbing the Heads of Cops and Van Jones Thinks It’s a Good ThingThe best way to approach a Trump speech is the same way you eat a steak; you have to separate the meat from the bone…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 16, 2020
Trump’s Niece Goes Full 6ix9ine, Spills all the Tea in New Tell-All. We Must Protect Her at All CostsTurns out that Trump’s niece, Mary Trump, is part of the resistance, or she just happens to hate her uncle just as…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 16, 2020
Trump’s Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow Doesn’t Believe Systemic Racism Exists. Why Is Anyone Talking to Larry Kudlow?Larry Kudlow might be everything wrong with white America—privilege, Karenism and this administration all rolled up…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 11, 2020
Ohio Lawmaker Wondered Out Loud If ‘Colored’ Folks Are Hit Harder By COVID-19 Because They Don’t Wash Their Hands ProperlyHe didn’t do that.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 11, 2020
Trump’s Holding His First Rally in Months on Juneteenth in Tulsa, Okla., and All of This Stinks of Stephen MillerPresident Trump has always been a racist. But his racism has never been informed: he couldn’t tell you in any…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 11, 2020
Joe Biden Just Wrote That He Wants to Give Police More Money, and He Totally Needs to STFUI don’t know how many times I need to say this, but Joe Biden needs to only be rolled out to the American public…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 10, 2020