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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
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Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.
Apr 14
11

I’m like 98 percent sure that Stephen read my comment last week about the descriptions of Fox News low-key revealing The Root staffs’ browsing habits and is leaning even harder into it. But I’m also a white man who likely grossly overestimates his influence on the world at large, so maybe it’s a coincidence. Read more

Apr 12
202

Naw she knows what she did and damn you for making me side with the police! I may never forgive you. Read more

Dec 1
23

Man, fuck this guy. Dr. Atlas was President Trump’s mouthpiece for nonsensical coronavirus bullshit. He was a spreader of false information who out of his depth and pushed for the reopening of schools claiming that “hysteria” was what was causing this massive outrage to a virus that has killed more than 250,000 Read more

Feb 20 2020
42

Cause you know Mom bout to get it that ass and you can forget turning that game on. 😂😂 If you can't remember to take the chicken down then you cantc remember those moves on the game😂😂😂😂😫😫

Feb 20 2020
165

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

Jan 23 2020
32

I think whoever is at the podium should heckle the fuck out of them, like at The Comedy Store. “Where you going, Senator Graham? You gotta prostate issue? How many times you gotta pee for real?”

May 13 2019
26

It’s sad that someone being this genuinely nice is remarkable, but here we are. Read more

May 3 2019
5

THIS. RIGHT HERE. You mean to tell me that rookie athletes do not get assigned two Jewish men who do their taxes/handle their cases, a Jerome to handle their weed, and a designated bro to administer birth control/NDAs to groupies that they fly in on the team’s dime?! Read more