Stephen A. Crockett Jr.'s posts

The Trump administration is skullduggerish AF.

For years, all of us, the collective us that hate everything that Trump’s spray-tanned fingers have touched, have…

I’m not sure what ballots have done to President Trump but he hates them.

First, Florida voters did something so un-Florida-like that everyone outside of Florida was like, “Bitch, do y’all…

Trump knows that he’s down in the polls, so that means tickling the taint of his base, which always involves dimming…

I once called an editor an asshole.

On Tuesday, President Trump extended his ban on race sensitivity and sex-based discrimination training because the…

There are certain things that we already know are going to be painful to watch. Childbirth is one. Mike Tyson versus…

Florida is fucked up. Like sometimes when I think about hell, I imagine that it’s a lot like Florida without Miami…

There are only two kinds of people in the world: Those of us who follow uncompromised science and fucking idiots.

If there are people who still believe that the Republican Party has a conscience, then I would like to talk to you…

If the Devil hawked a loogie and that mound of phlegm grew feet and arms it would be Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. He…

I know that I shouldn’t be surprised by the unrelenting heartlessness of this administration, but I am. That’s the…

On Thursday, the president of people who like to take their dogs to Home Depot announced the “Stephen Miller totally…

Disclaimer: I don’t TikTok. I’ve never dropped it low. I don’t wobble and I barely swag surfed. I did, however, once…

When Trump appointed Bill Barr to be his attorney general, it was clear that Trump wanted a hitman to do his dirty…

Not only are Black women the backbone of the Democratic Party, but never let it be said that the ladies of Alpha…

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham is what happens when pantyhose, a wet piece of notebook paper, and rotten…

President Trump is a fake president, so it’s not shocking that the president of people who listen to white people’s a…

Rumor has it that it was a Black woman who walked into then-President George Washington’s dressing chamber and…