2 Churches in Texas and Georgia Reopened. Now They’re Closed as Leaders and Churchgoers Test Positive for COVID-19Georgia and Texas—arguably two of the most racist states in the history of America—have done a soft reopening and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 20, 2020
When Old Racists Learn How to Use Twitter: Trump Tweet-Threatens to Withhold Funding to Michigan, Nevada Over Mail-in VotingPresident Trump is what happens when old racists learn how to use Twitter. First, they figure out that the world can…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 20, 2020
The Crazy Story of Washington Football Wide Receiver Cody Latimer, the Gun and the Claim of a Sexual Assault on a 4-Year-OldWe are supposed to be quarantining y’all.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 19, 2020
Florida Scientist Fired for Refusing to Manipulate COVID-19 Data to Justify Reopening StateTrump wants America to reopen because he’s more concerned about the economy’s lifeline than he is about the people…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 19, 2020
Nancy Pelosi Throws Stimulus Package-Sized Shade at President, Calls Trump ‘Morbidly Obese’Imagine a world in which the president claims to take medicine and no one believes him. Imagine a world in which the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 19, 2020
Trump Just Claimed He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine. He's Probably Lying and 2 More Ways to View This RevelationThe president of the United States ran out here and purchased a Cadillac Escalade full of hydroxychloroquine, the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 18, 2020
Texas Was One of the First States to Reopen. It Just Had Its Largest Single-Day Jump In COVID-19 CasesRaise your hand if you thought that opening up states while the pitbull of viruses was still off its leash was a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 18, 2020
The Most Grossly Incompetent President Just Fixed His Anus-Shaped Mouth to Come for ObamaPresident Donald Trump is Future.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 18, 2020
Fired Inspector General Was Getting Too Close to Solving Dog Walker, Dry Cleaning-GateThe Trump administration refuses to respect boundaries. It’s almost as if the president believes that just because…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 18, 2020
Mitch McConnell: My Bad, Obama Did Leave a Pandemic Playbook But I Couldn’t See It From Inside Trump’s AssSenate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has made no apologies about creating a safe space inside President…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 15, 2020
The Tekashi 6ix9ine We Need: Ousted U.S. Vaccine Official Rick Bright Gives It All UpFormer top U.S. vaccine official, Rick Bright, walked into Congress Thursday and asked for a large bag of Flamin’…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 15, 2020
Republican Sen. Richard Burr’s Cell Phone Seized, Steps Down From Senate Intelligence Committee Amid Investigation Over Stock TradeRepublican Sen. Richard Burr (N.C.) is in a whole heap of trouble after he reportedly traded stocks ahead of the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 14, 2020
Texas Began Opening Businesses May 1. Now, They’re Averaging 1,000 New Cases of COVID-19 a DayIf you want to know how soft-opening the country during a global pandemic is going to go, look no further than the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 14, 2020
Trump Doesn’t Care for Dr. Fauci or Coronavirus Science Unless They Agree With HimDr. Anthony Fauci is a doctor. He’s also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 14, 2020
MAGA-nificent Idiot: Congressman Came for Rep. Ilhan Omar and May Have Fumbled Trump’s BagA rookie House Republican who loves him some Donald Trump might have just made it harder for the president’s…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 13, 2020
I'm Finally Good Enough to DieI wasn’t always this guy. I wasn’t always a married father who lives in a nice community. I wasn’t always a writer.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 13, 2020
Trump’s Former Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort and His Precious White Lungs Released From PrisonCoronavirus is running rampant in prisons, so America is doing everything it can to make sure Trump’s accomplices…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 13, 2020
Trump Is So Obsessed With Being Loved That He’s Willing to Steal Praise He Didn’t EarnI think it was his mother. It had to be.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 13, 2020
Dr. Fauci Doesn’t Go Tekashi 6ix9ine on Trump, But He Does Warn That Reopening the Country Too Soon Could Be DisastrousWhile many of us tuned into the Senate hearing to watch Dr. Anthony Fauci go full Denzel at the end of Training Day…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 12, 2020
How Machiavelli Mitch McConnell Got Kicked Out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesEveryone knows Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello but no one knows the story of Machiavelli Mitch…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 12, 2020