Tom Arnold: The Trump N-Word Tape Exists and He Called Son Eric the R-Word on the Same Recording

Comedian Tom Arnold was once married to Roseanne Barr. What does that have to do with anything? Well, it proves that when it comes to knowing the inner workings of the racist deplorable brain, Arnold has first-hand knowledge. For years, he woke up to the racist morning breath of Roseanne. As such, I would want no one…

The President Suffers From a Diet Coke Addiction, Owns 2 Guns and More Wackiness From Omarosa’s Book

The president of the United States suffers from an extremely toxic Diet Coke habit that is leading to his mental decline, Omarosa Manigault Newman writes in her new book, I’m Bout to Burn This Bitch Down: And Other Stories From a Former Reality TV Villain Unhinged: An Insider Account of the Trump White House.

Snopes Debunks Claim That Trump Posed With Bikers With Nazi Tattoos on Charlottesville Anniversary [Corrected]

Correction: Tuesday, Aug. 14, 1 p.m. EDT: This post originally misidentified a biker posing with Trump as having Nazi tattoos. The original headline, “This is AmeriKKKa: Trump Spent His Vacation With Nazi Bikers for Trump on the Anniversary of Charlottesville,” was also incorrect. The headline and the post have since…

Trump to Migrant Parents Whose Children Were Taken at the Border: Let the ACLU Find Your Family

Despite the fact that the Trump administration’s “zero tolerance policy” is the reason that migrant parents were forcibly separated from their children at the border, the Department of Justice doesn’t believe that they should be responsible for reuniting the families they tore apart.

Old White Men Beef: Trump to Koch Brothers: I Made Them Richer ... I Don't Need Their Money or Bad Ideas

President Trump is falling out of favor of Republicans who don’t believe that camouflage is a formal attire. After learning that the villainous Koch brothers held a “retreat” (which was really a secret gathering in a lair) in Colorado Springs, Colo., in which the heavy hitting conservative donors bagged portions of…

End of Days: White House Issues Official Statement and Spells 'United States' Wrong

The treasonous White House is at it again. Normally when they issue an official statement regarding American interests, they have someone who reads over the document to sub out the word “Russia” and replaces it with “United States.” Well, it’s Friday, so that person must already be checked out because the White House…

President Trump Is Rage-Tweeting and Big Mad That Robert Mueller Is About to Be All Up in His Tweets

It’s Friday, so you know that means that the president of people who buy hotdogs at gas stations is rage-tweeting again. First, he targeted his former lawyer and personal fixer Michael Cohen’s claims that he knew of the 2016 meeting his dumb son, Donald Jr., aka Not-Ivanka, had with a Russian operative who promised…