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The Supreme Court Just Told Trump He Must Hand Over His Tax Returns
What is the difference between OnlyFans and Donald Trump’s tax returns for the last eight years? A New York grand jury would have to pay to see nudes on OnlyFans but they are about to see Trump’s butt-ass naked taxes for free. That’s because The Supreme Court, aka the Court of all courts, aka the…
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Indiana Republicans Boo Black Lawmakers Speaking About Discrimination
Nothing says discrimination like booing a Black person trying to talk about discrimination. Such is life during a floor debate inside the Indiana Statehouse on Thursday in which Black lawmakers claimed that a bill would allow students in the largely white St. Joseph County township to leave the racially diverse South Bend Community Schools to…
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Freezing Texas Residents Aren't All Ted Cruz Left Behind
When it comes to Republicans, there are apparently two things you can’t fuck with: fertilized eggs and dogs. I think it was Apostle Leon who noted in the Bible that “White people love them some dogs.” Unless you are Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, aka Satan’s phlegm, because he reportedly didn’t just leave his constituents to…
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Heartless Texas Mayor Resigns After Telling Powerless Residents Facing the Freezing Cold That He’s Tired of Them Looking for Handouts
The mayor of a West Texas town is a heartless bitch. For some reason, Tim Boyd, who was mayor of Colorado City, Texas, decided that it was a good idea to deliver a typo-ridden, now-deleted Facebook post Tuesday morning bashing residents who are facing freezing temperatures and massive power outages. Boyd, also known as Satan’s…
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Biden Needs to Keep That Same Energy When He Meets With Republicans and Their COVID Relief Counter Offer
They were six years in power. And during that time, then-Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Republican senators didn’t just walk all over Democrats, they danced in our end zone and laughed at our tears. So I’m going to need newly minted President Biden to keep that same energy during talks with the 10 Republican…
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Liked Facebook Post That Called for a Bullet to Nancy Pelosi’s Head
I never thought I’d ever say this but I kind of miss the old Republican Party. You know the GOP that pretended like they cared about Black people and then continuously voted for policies that worked against people of color. And even when they did act overtly racist, it didn’t feel crazy, just hate-filled. So…
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GOP House Leader Kevin McCarthy Believes All Americans Are Responsible for Capitol Riot. Ummm…Who’s Going to Tell Him?
I don’t know how to say this but that Capitol insurrection, that mayonnaise-laced mayhem, that unseasoned upending, that tabacky-infused tantrum, was all y’all. Blacks. The Blacks. Black people. Ain’t have a fucking thing to do with none of that. That was all y’all, playboy. So please stop, Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, claiming that…
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Mike Pence Is Homeless
Pastor Crockett: I would like to welcome everyone to Lovejoy’s Church of Spirits and Blessings, which, as you all know, is a Pentecostal, Baptist, Catholic, atheist, Muslim, trap house for the lord. Amen? And today it seems our prayers have been answered. Bitch….Beeyotch…. Mike Pence and his wife Karen are homeless. You heard that right.…
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Biden to Sign Executive Orders for His Racial Equity Agenda. So Can We Still Talk About the Crime Bill or Nah?
In 1993, Joe Biden took to the Senate floor to warn of predators in society that needed to be taken out. “We have predators on our streets that society has in fact, in part because of its neglect, created,” Biden said. “They are beyond the pale many of those people, beyond the pale,” Biden continued.…
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Biden Looking to Speed Up $20 Bills Featuring Harriet Tubman
America wanted to see Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, but the Trump White House was so racist they couldn’t stomach the idea of a Black woman, especially a Black woman who helped free so many slaves, on American currency. Well, the Trump presidency is in America’s rearview and it looks like the Biden administration…
