#HallwayHasselhoff: Human Border Wall Harasses Black Men for Proof of Residency

Since President Trump has deputized whiteness, a colonizer was caught on tape shortly after staking claim to an apartment building heโ€™s lived in for 27 years and demanding to see a black residentโ€™s freedom papers. Suggested Reading The Ever-Growing List of Lawsuits Against Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Take a Look Inside Michael Jordan’s Former Chicago-Area Mansion,…

Since President Trump has deputized whiteness, a colonizer was caught on tape shortly after staking claim to an apartment building heโ€™s lived in for 27 years and demanding to see a black residentโ€™s freedom papers.

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A video posted Thursday on Twitter shows Colonizer Chad informing a black neighbor that he couldnโ€™t possibly live in the building with the pure white people. Because the apartment building must run all of the residents past Sam the Security Guard, the black men, who were reportedly waiting on a Lyft, were harassed by the president of the โ€œYou donโ€™t live hereโ€ homeowners association.

โ€œWhat are you doing in my building?โ€ the white man asks. โ€œYou donโ€™t live here.โ€

Chika Okafor, who works for the sports website Bleacher Report, and who better make sure that he has direct deposit should any of his paychecks be over $1,000, posted video of the confrontation to social media noting that he was interrogated for the crime of existing in a white space as a free black man.

โ€œIโ€™ve lived here 27 years and Iโ€™ve never seen you,โ€ said Hallway Hal. Again, this is Okaforโ€™s fault as it clearly states in his lease that upon taking ownership of the apartment he was supposed to introduce himself to all his white neighbors as to make sure a scene like this didnโ€™t unfold.

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Okafor doesnโ€™t seem to understand that heโ€™s supposed to be intimidated by the William of Wypipostan and isnโ€™t kowtowing to his demands to know which apartment Okafor lives in. This seems to irritate Skeletor of Castle Grayskull, who continues to fold his arms and state: โ€œI can be as cool as you.โ€

Okaforโ€™s friend, who has been filming the entire incident, tells the Wypipo Loungeโ€™s head bouncer he doesnโ€™t want his smallpox infested blanket, and adds that when the deputized building counter of black people walked to the entrance, the two black men held the door for him.

โ€œYou left your MAGA hat upstairs, man,โ€ the friend filming the heated conversation tells the man in the video.

#BuildingBouncerBill issued the declaration that heโ€™s never seen the black man before and therefore because the entire building had been colonized, the black man doesnโ€™t have a claim to the apartment he rents unless he can prove to MAGAsshole that he does.

Obviously this isnโ€™t sitting well with Twitter, who had a lot to say about Hallway Hasselhoff:

โ€œWhat was with him criticizing you for being calm, collected and cool. These people canโ€™t stand that a black man can be more dignified and cooler than they will ever be,โ€ one Twitter user commented, Yahoo reports.

โ€œIf he was truly backing down to be neighborly, he would have done neighborly things like introduce himself or extend a handshake,โ€ another person wrote. โ€œHis intentions were very clear.โ€

No word on what happened to Lobby Larry, but check back for updates.

Correction: 12/21/2108, 12:05 p.m. ET:ย Headline was changed to correctly reflect that a white man was harassing two black men as they waited for a Lyft.

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