Since President TrumPutin’s playbook only includes lying, mentioning Hillary Clinton and blaming Barack Obama, it’s safe to assume that if the president has a sit-down interview with fake-news Fox, you can bet he’s going to do one of the three, if not all of them.
Thankfully, TrumPutin doesn’t disappoint, unless you expect him to be a dignified leader who is honest and trustworthy—then he continuously disappoints. During an interview with Fox Business Network that aired Wednesday, TrumPutin was asked about the Obama administration’s hold over FBI Director James Comey, the New York Daily News reports.
Of course, TrumPutin found a way to make it all about Clinton because he’s obsessed with her. At this point, TrumPutin is Chris Brown and Clinton is his Karrueche Tran.
“Director Comey was very, very good to Hillary Clinton. If he weren’t, she would be going to trial,” TrumPutin said about the FBI director’s investigation into Hillary Clinton’s reported use of private emails while handling confidential information.
TrumPutin clearly misinterpreted Comey’s July testimony before Congress in which he said that the FBI wouldn’t prosecute Clinton or members of her team for the alleged email mishap. “When he [Comey] was reading those charges, she was guilty of every one,” he said.
TrumPutin did add that it wasn’t too late for him to remove Comey from his position, but noted that “I have confidence in him.”
The dictator in chief dismissed whether or not he would pursue charges against Clinton, noting that he only wanted to talk about “positive things.”
Man, this president is batshit crazy. First off, he brings up Clinton when no one was talking about her; makes all of these false claims, as this administration has been known to do; and then, when he claims that she is guilty of all these charges, he doesn’t want to talk about charging her because that is not “positive” topics. He’s really good at being a shithead and shifting the conversation so that he can make unsubstantiated claims about a person’s character without repercussion.
TrumPutin is still trying to undo Obamacare because of course he is. At this point, Obamacare is the tattoo on his new girlfriend that reminds him of her ex. It doesn’t even say the ex’s name, but it’s there from a time when they dated, and being the controlling dirtbag that he is, he wants it gone.
“Health care is going to happen at some point,” Trump said, adding that it had to come before tax reform, the Daily News reports. “So we’re going to have a phenomenal tax reform, but I have to do health care first.”
Lastly, the president tried to talk about ongoing tensions with Russia and North Korea, but it’s so hard to listen to this guy talk. He’s sounds like a kid trying to answer a homework question when he didn’t read the assigned chapter.
About Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s meeting with Russia’s top diplomat over the country’s continued support of Syrian President Bashar Assad, who’s accused of launching a chemical weapon attack last week on his own people, TrumPutin had this to say: “I think it’s very bad for Russia. I think it’s very bad for mankind. If Russia didn’t go in and back this animal, you wouldn’t have a problem right now.”
And on North Korea, TrumPutin gave this eloquent soliloquy: “We are sending an armada, very powerful. We have submarines, very powerful. Far more powerful than the aircraft carrier, that I can tell you. And we have the best military people. And I will say this: He is doing the wrong thing.”
I. Can’t. With. This. Guy.
Read more at the New York Daily News.