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Some time ago, there used to be a magazine called Maximum Golf, which thought it was a good idea to profile then-billionaire golf-resort owner Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago golfing compound in Florida. Trump, then just a really rich asshole and not a presidential one, spotted “a young socialite,” according to the magazine reporter, and then leaned into him and said, “There is nothing in the world like first-rate pussy.”

At the time, the magazine refused to publish the line, but Michael Corcoran, the reporter who wrote the piece, as well as an editor, confirmed to the Daily Beast that Trump made the comment during Corcoran’s time at the Florida golf club.

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Corcoran was assigned the piece in 2000 and followed Trump on the golfing resort for days. He actually used the quote in his piece, but the magazine’s editor in chief changed the quote. Corcoran’s editor, Joe Bagmann, told the Daily Beast that he was “asked to change the last word of the story from ‘pussy.’ When I refused, my top editor changed the quote.”

Raise your hand if you believe Trump didn’t say this. Now walk outside and get in your oversized pickup truck with the mud flaps of some cartoon character holding a shotgun and drive until you run out of gas.

Of course Trump said this, because the man 53 percent of white women voted into office has a penchant for pussy—the word.

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Here’s how the Daily Beast chronicled his predilection for his favorite word:

Trump took great pleasure in repeating a comment yelled from a supporter about Ted Cruz. “You’re not allowed to say ... She said he’s a pussy! Terrible. Terrible,” he said to an elated crowd. And Tucker Carlson remembers Trump responding to a jab about his hair with the observation, “But I get more pussy than you do.”

Who wins an argument by claiming they get more sex than the person who just ribbed on their hair? What an asshole.

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Anyway, the White House didn’t respond to the Daily Beast’s request for comment.

Raise your hand if you think he didn’t say it. If you do, clearly you’re among the 53 percent of white women who voted against their self-interests, and I’m going to need you to put on your pink pussy hat and protest around your living room.

Read more at the Daily Beast.