Rappers love to retire.

After tormenting the NFL for the past 20 years and collecting six Vince Lombardi trophies along the way, it would…

I don’t want to strike up a conspiracy theory here, but let’s just say that adult-film actress and official spanker…

You do not have to search very far to find good and moral reasons to hate the New England Patriots (also, to be…

Philly, this is why you don’t get nice things.

I believe in father-son affection. I have a son. He’s 3 months old, and I am dreading the day that he finds my…

When the Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots make their visit to the Orange House on Wednesday, arguably the…

Whenever a white person does something remotely decent related to black people or black culture—be it displaying…

That collapse was epic. The loss was monumental. The choke was porn level. Atlanta ATL'd that shit. There’s really…

The New England Patriots are racist-adjacent. Their owner and quarterback kick it with the racist-in-chief, who not…

The two weeks between the NFL playoffs and the Super Bowl are usually incredibly boring. The same interviews, the…

Sports fans usually don’t want to mix their politics and sports — well, White sports fans — but fans of the New…

At the moment, the New England Patriots, partially fueled by a gaggle of sociopathic self-righteousness after being…

A few weeks ago, a reporter spotted one of Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” baseball caps in Tom Brady’s…

In one of the emails in Deadspin's Funbag this week, someone brought up a wacky teacher who'd give students 95s on…

1. The NFL football season usually ends for me when the Steelers are done playing. Whether it's the last game of the…