Either Teddy Perkins or Tom Brady Threatened Porn Actress Stormy Daniels

I don’t want to strike up a conspiracy theory here, but let’s just say that adult-film actress and official spanker of the president’s orange ass Stormy Daniels has released a sketch of the man she claims threatened her in 2011 regarding her relationship with the president, and it looks an awful lot like five-time…

Is It Racist to Hate the New England Patriots Because They Have Too Many White Players? (Hint: Nope!)

You do not have to search very far to find good and moral reasons to hate the New England Patriots (also, to be clear, this is a sports hate, not a hate hate—hate hates are reserved for soggy chicken wings, cave crickets and Post Malone). In fact, you don’t have to search at all. If you’re sitting on a chair at a…

Can We Talk About Tom Brady Kissing His 11-Year-Old Son on the Mouth for a Long Time?

I believe in father-son affection. I have a son. He’s 3 months old, and I am dreading the day that he finds my kissing his cheek uncool. I also believe that because America doesn’t love black boys, it’s my job as his dad to make sure that he knows at all times that he is loved. So I kiss on his little face and hands…

10 Reasons Atlanta Fans Should Rest Easy After That HORRIBLE Collapse In The Super Bowl

That collapse was epic. The loss was monumental. The choke was porn level. Atlanta ATL'd that shit. There’s really no way to sugarcoat it: If you’re a fan of the Atlanta Falcons, it sucks to be you right now. I can’t imagine what that locker room felt like after that loss last night. Tom Brady did what Tom Brady does…

The New Negro And The Lost Art Of Shutting The Fuck Up

A few weeks ago, a reporter spotted one of Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” baseball caps in Tom Brady’s locker. I won’t derail this article by going on a rant about how their definition of when America was “great” was either when negroes were docile, or even better — slaves. I won’t even mention how Donald…