So it turns out that back when Judge Neil Gorsuch—you know, President Pee-Pee’s nominee for the Supreme Court—was…
Let’s recap: First Donald Trump’s administration issues a Muslim ban, which they don’t want called a ban, but the…
Sean Spicer often looks guilty of something. He looks like the person who went into the work refrigerator, saw the…
The movement to form evil Voltron is almost complete as Sen. Jeff Sessions’ (R -Ala.) nomination to become U.S.…
White House press secretary Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is so out of his depth, it’s amazing to watch. On Tuesday,…
If I could charter our new President Hog’s-Head-Cheese Hussein a flight anywhere, the destination would be obvious:…
Former President Barack Obama (OMG! We miss you so much, you don’t even know!) wants to make it clear that President…
ESPN host Sage Steele will never be coming to the cookout. Ever.
Donald Trump is doing what he does best when faced with difficult questions: lying, deflecting blame, mocking people…
To the shock of no one, President Donald Trump spent his first White House news conference Friday talking about…

I should have known Kellyanne Conway couldn’t be trusted when it became all too apparent that she couldn’t be…

Senior officials at the State Department could smell blood in the water, and with the gangsterism admired by anyone…
Mexico’s ex president Vicente Fox Quesada is not here for no damn wall. In fact, he’s never been here for a damn…
I don’t believe in assigning President Trump silly nicknames. There is no combination of orange, hand, marigold or…
As the pool of white tears begins to flood from the influx of supporters of our newly elected authoritarian who are …

He’s been in office less than a week and he’s already wreaking havoc.
President (ugh) Trump continued his bull-in-a-china-shop routine Wednesday by signing a few questionable executive…
When it comes to Melania Trump, multiple things can be true if you try really, really hard not to operate at the…
For Chicago, 2016 closed out as the deadliest year in two decades.
Maxine Waters should be tired. At 78 years old, she shouldn’t be the congresswoman leading the fight against Donald…