Evil Voltron Is Almost Complete as Senate Panel Confirms Jeff Sessions

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The movement to form evil Voltron is almost complete as Sen. Jeff Sessions’ (R -Ala.) nomination to become U.S. attorney general was approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee along party lines, 11-9.


According to NBC News, the panel put up a good fight, but in the end evil prevailed, as it tends to do with this administration, sending Sessions to the full Senate for a confirmation vote, which will surely come in the GOP-controlled chamber.

A protester stood up after the Judiciary Committee vote was confirmed, and shouted, “Shame, shame” to the Republican senators, who were too busy smiling inside a silent bubble of self-importance.

Read more at NBC News. 



He’ll just be keeping the seat warm for that young upstart Frederick Douglass!