Trump Claims to Have Spoken to the President of the US Virgin Islands Because He Doesn’t Know He’s the President of the US Virgin Islands

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President Donald Trump is not a bright man. In fact, he might the dumbest man in the room—all of the rooms—because he doesn’t know that he’s dumb. In his mind, he’s smart and everyone else is slow.

President Trump is also a liar. And he might be the worst kind of liar, because he actually believes the lies that he says.

And President Trump is a hate-filled, racist blob of orange spray tan. And President Trump is the president because 53 percent of white women voted against their self-interests to help put this dumbass, hate-filled, racist liar in office. (We can never forget this.)


On Friday, while addressing the Values Voter Summit—organized by the Family Research Council, an anti-LGBTQ hate group, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center—President Ludwig von WhatTheFuckIsHeTalkingAbout claimed that he met with the president of the Virgin Islands, which would mean that the president met with himself, because the U.S. Virgin Islands are presidented by Donald J. Trump, HuffPost reports.

But he doesn’t know that because he’s dumb, and he said that he met with the president because he’s a dumb liar. And he said all of this in front of a group of people who hate the LGBTQ community because he’s a hate-filled person. And because he spoke at this event, he’s become the first sitting president to address these haters.

President Dumbass von FrostyHair was most likely referring to a meeting he had with U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp.

But I don’t think anyone should tell him because it’s funny that he believes that the U.S. Virgin Islands have another president.


Read more at HuffPost.

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You know? I love your articles because of all the ways you find to refer to that... thing without using his name and the “P” word together. You should be proud (I know I am)!