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Nick Cannon’s Own Brother Cant Keep Track of All His Kids and Honestly, That Makes 3 of Us

Reader, I regret to inform you that I, too, cannot keep track. But maybe that's for the best! Just hear me out.

It seems like Nick Cannon isnโ€™t the only one having a hard time keeping up with how many bundles of joy heโ€™s fathered.

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In a new interview with Entertainment Weekly, Cannonโ€™s younger brother Gabriel Cannonโ€”who most recently starred on the hit ABC show Claim to Fameโ€”revealed that itโ€™s challenging for him as well to keep track.

โ€œI havenโ€™t met them, but did yโ€™all see what happened with him? He messed up [naming] all his kids, so Iโ€™m not even gonna attempt. Iโ€™m just uncle. Itโ€™s easy,โ€ he told the outlet, referencing the Wildโ€™n Out hostโ€™s appearance on The Howard Stern Show where he mistakenly forgot one of his kidโ€™s names. And if the time should come where โ€œUncleโ€ has to recall them all, he said heโ€™ll rely on the good ole internet to help him out.

โ€œThat or Google. Theyโ€™re all on the internet,โ€ he added.

Well, you know what Gabriel? You shouldnโ€™t feel too bad because youโ€™re not alone in this. I, too, can never seem to remember just how many, let alone all the names of Nickโ€™s kids either. But in my case, it may be a good thing! There are a lot of other things in the world that we may ought to be keeping track of. Besides, the more I try to rack my brain about how many children Nick has, the more I get befuddled at the fact that heโ€™s a father to a double digit amount of kids in the year of our Lord 2023 when inflation is high and gas prices are higher.

Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™ll ever be able to fully wrap my head around it, so maybe having a little amnesia about it is a good thing. At least for now.

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