Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer attends the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Governors Ball on Sept. 17, 2017, in Los Angeles. (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

I imagine that Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer still feels indentured to his master Donald J. Trump, so the news that he’s writing a tell-all about his months in the White House isn’t that appealing, considering that he still loves his overlord.

Chances are the book is going to be an exposé of how misunderstood the president is because he spent months trying to defend the man in his former job as the White House press secretary. And let’s face facts: Spicy is too chickenshit to really say who the president truly is behind closed doors. In fact, this is kind of par for the course for what we could expect from the onetime mouthpiece of one of the most untrustworthy administrations ever.

“I’ve decided that it is incumbent on me to set the record straight,” Spicer told Fox News’ Sean Hannity on Monday night, according to Politico. “I looked back at the coverage of the campaign, the transition and the first six, seven months of this White House and realized that the stories that are being told are not an accurate represent[ation] of what President Trump went through to get the nomination, to transition to the White House, and then his first six months in office.”

Spicy’s book, titled The Briefing, will be published by Regnery Publishing, which, Politico notes, considers itself “the leader in conservative books.” Yep, this waste of paper is hitting stores in July.

I also have some better book headlines that might help it fly off the shelves:

  • Sean Spicer: An Autobiography by Melissa McCarthy
  • Covfefe
  • From Bunny to Bitch: How I Went From Cotton Balls to Cottonmouth

Doesn’t matter what he calls it—no one’s going to buy that shit, but at least Spicy has something to keep himself busy until he joins some other deplorable’s plantation.

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