Donald Trump Jr. couldn’t just let Monday chill. Nope, he had to come out and hit for the cycle. First we reported that Donald Trump Jr., aka “Not Ivanka,” was doing the slug-footed Electric Slide into a former model’s DMs. Then we reported that Not Ivanka was so cheap that he separated two-ply toilet paper to make two separate rolls. (Not really.) Now it turns out that your boy, ole Donnie Jr., aka Big Fredo, has slept with the only memorable member of Danity Kane not named D. Woods.
That’s right—according to US Weekly, Donnie Jr. slept with Aubrey O’Day during season 5 of Celebrity Apprentice. O’Day played an out-of-work singer on the show with big eyelashes and even bigger dreams ...
(My editor: Celebrity Apprentice isn’t scripted.
Me: Wait, what? What about the women that act like Trump Sr. is attractive?
Editor: It’s a reality show.
Me: So Dennis Rodman really acts like that?
Well, sources told the gossip magazine that Aubrey and Donnie were making America great again for some time.
“Things started up with Aubrey and Don Jr. toward the end of the taping,” a source close to O’Day told Us Weekly. According to multiple sources, the affair began at the end of 2011 and continued until March 2012.
“When it started, they were very serious all of a sudden,” a source close to O’Day told Us. “He told her it was over with his wife, that they were separated and he didn’t love her—all of that stuff. … Aubrey fell for him hard. She thought they were going to be together for real.”
Trump Jr. reportedly called off the affair after his wife found emails between him and O’Day.
Maybe O’Day still has a chance, considering that Trump Jr.’s wife announced last week that she was filing for divorce. We are rooting for you, Aubrey O’Day. I mean, seriously, who are we to stop true love? May you find your way back into the flaccid arms of Trump Jr.