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It’s only President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address, so what could go wrong? Well, the tickets, for one. The bumbling Beverly Hillbillies administration couldn’t even get the damn tickets correct to his inaugural address because I’m convinced that no one in the administration is at grade level.

This Toyota Paseo-ass administration sent out tickets inviting people to Tuesday’s “State of the Uniom” tickets because this is the America that 53 percent of white women who voted against their self-interests wanted when they abandoned the rest of the 99 percent in voting for this walking colostomy bag.

According to CNN, “The tickets, which are issued by the Office of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper, are provided for spouses and guests of members of Congress and give access to seats in the gallery.”

No one knows how many of these tickets were printed, but make no mistake about it: Trump and his band of deplorables will find a way to recoup losses by issuing higher taxes on the rest of us. All affected tickets have been reprinted and will be redistributed, a source in the Sergeant at Arms Office told CNN.

Shoutout to Rep. Raul M. Grijalva, a Democrat from Arizona, for this tweet, which is really doing the Lord’s work: