Western Europe was basically the PJs, and Mansa Musa’s West African empire was the deluxe apartment in the sky.

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Despite his immense wealth and power, very few outside of Africa knew of Mansa until his pilgrimage. Most accounts say that he took 60,000 men on his trip with him and balled out along the way, much to white people’s dismay.

Never one to be stingy with his money, Musa is reported to have handed out gold bars to poor people along his travel route. Almost every version of his hajj tells the same story: King Musa handed out so much gold to the poor, it actually collapsed the entire gold market in the Middle East! To use the academic terms of macroeconomics, Mansa made it rain so much in da’ club, everyone else in the world look broke by comparison!

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So what did he do to fix this?

In perhaps the greatest money move ever made, the king borrowed all of the gold his crew could carry from Cairo. Of course he didn’t need it, but the scarcity of the precious metal settled the market. Then, like the baller he was, he simply repaid the Egyptian moneylenders back, plus interest.

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I’m sure he also included a note that said: “My bad. I’m not used to hanging out with broke people.”

When he returned to Mali, Musa brought back some of Spain’s and Egypt’s most prized architects and builders, creating an even wealthier kingdom. Historians say that by the time he returned from Mecca, he controlled most of the gold and salt in the Mediterranean. Coincidentally, this is when the kingdom of Mali began showing up on European maps.

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So when you’re fantasizing about a fictional African kingdom of untold fortune, remember that there was once a real king who could probably have lent T’Challa a few dollars until Wakanda’s vibranium check cleared the bank.

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How and when Mansa Musa died is a topic of fierce debate, but in our extensive research, we could not determine whether Mansa Musa released his tax returns. We could, however, confirm that even after the death of Mansa Musa, for centuries the Mali kingdom made Western Europe look like a collection of shithole countries.