On Saturday, President Vladimir TrumPutin landed in Saudi Arabia for his first official trip as the lord and ruler of the “alt-right” deplorables. And, since landing in the birthplace of Islam, the president has curtsied, danced, softened his xenophobic rhetoric against Muslims and touched a glowing orb, and I think it’s clear that the president of white supremacy is losing his mind.
TrumPutin met with Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud on Saturday and was awarded the Collar of Abdulaziz Al Saud, the country’s highest civilian honor, which has been bestowed on presidents before Trump, at the Royal Court. The ceremony basically involves a big-ass gold chain and medallion, and during Trump’s acceptance of the Slick Rick Medal of Valor, the overload of evil bent his old, arthritic knees and curtsied for the king. Maybe it was a weird knee bend, but I’m going with curtsy because that’s super weird and fitting for this dumbass president.
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Was that too fast? Don’t worry. One YouTuber made a whole video about it:
Then TrumPutin joined the Saudis in a sword dance-off, which is basically like a mean two-step with swords, and of course, TrumPutin started a weird, old-white-man rock, which was really odd and old and white supremacist. Also, he was there with the other two wheels in the tricycle of evil: Steve Bannon and Rex Tillerson.
Then, as if rocking a rookie gold necklace and leaning with it wasn’t enough for TrumPutin’s reign as the king of terror, he did the unthinkable: That’s right, he touched the glowing orb of hate!
According to the Washington Post, “The president was inaugurating the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Riyadh, alongside the Saudi king and Egyptian president.” Yeah, but we all know that President TrumPutin was saying this:
And, of course, because TrumPutin is a backpedaling bitch who can’t remember half the shit he spouts, he didn’t walk into the birthplace of Islam shouting all of his hateful rhetoric or extolling a Muslim ban. Nope, he switched it all up to target only those who’ve been radicalized.
“This is not a battle between different faiths, different sects or different civilizations,” Trump said, CNN reports. “This is a battle between barbaric criminals who seek to obliterate human life, and decent people of all religions who seek to protect it. This is a battle between good and evil.”
This guy is a lying shit bag.