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TrumPutin Has His Tiny Finger on the Button ... the Soda Button

Spencer Platt/Getty Images
Spencer Platt/Getty Images

It’s good to know that when President Twitter Fingers isn’t trolling countries on social media, he’s got his tiny orange finger on the button ... the soda button, that is.


That’s right—the orange man who eats ketchup on his steaks and KFC with a knife and fork is so addicted to Coke that on his desk in the Oval Office, he has a special wooden box that has a button he presses so that a butler can bring his dumb ass a glass of Coca-Cola.

According to the Associated Press, the box is on the Resolute Desk. And President TrumPutin presses it often—probably because his throat is dry from phone-boning with the Russians.


“A man accustomed to wealth and its trappings, Trump has embraced life in the Executive Mansion, often regaling guests with trivia about the historic décor,” AP reports. “With the push of a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a Coke for the president.”

President TrumPutin loves his soda, especially during snack time! A CNN reporter posted the photo below of the fearless puppet for Russian operatives with the phone to his ear and a trusty glass of soda.


TrumPutin is nothing if not a petulant child, so it’s not surprising that he loves soda, because he eats like a teenager who didn’t catch the bus home so he could go to KFC after school.


During a CNN town-hall-style meeting in February of last year, TrumPutin sang the praises of one of his favorite restaurants: “The Big Macs are great. The Quarter Pounder. It’s great stuff,” he said.

Read more at the Associated Press.

Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.

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Vanguard Knight

My god. He isn’t using a coaster.