Trump jumped in and added, “Maybe it works. Maybe it doesn’t work.” Nah, it doesn’t work and I wish one of the adults on the stage would tell you to sit your ass down and stop talking because you are embarrassing the family the way that my mom did when I asked a zoologist why the monkeys kept throwing their shit around the cage.

In my defense, I was 8 and they do it to display dominance.

What’s Trump’s excuse?