Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Get Into a Full ‘Covfefe’ on Twitter

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I can’t lie; I love when the president wades in the petty pool. Is it embarrassing on a national stage? Of course it is! But what is the point of having a worthless president if he doesn’t do worthless stuff? At times I need him to prove just how petty and vindictive he truly is, not because I forget but because I enjoy being entertained. And he didn’t let me down this week.

On Wednesday, President Twitter Fingers was up to his old tricks again. Because he can’t keep Hillary Clinton’s name off of his tiny little fingers, he tweeted: “Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.”

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To which Clinton replied:

Into bullhorn: “I’m going to need everyone to make room down the middle for Hillary Clinton to come through!”

Where was this Hillary during the election? Could this Hillary have beaten racism and Russian hackers? Probably not, but it would’ve been fun to see her go barb for barb with his orange ass.

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But before the fun can go any further, here comes Donnie Jr., aka “I’m not the chosen one,” aka “Not Ivanka,” to ruin everything.

“What house is he in again??? That’s what I thought. You’re trying too hard,” Trump Jr. tweeted.

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Ouch! And also, fuck this guy.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.