On Tuesday, White House doctor Ronny Jackson, the white doctor with the inherently black name, announced that the president had the hands of a Grecian god and the balls of a Spanish bull. Seriously, Dr. Jackson proclaimed that the only ailment troubling the KFC-fingered president was high cholesterol, and he added that Donald Trump could stand to lose a few pounds. He also claimed that the president was 6 feet 3 inches and weighed 239 pounds.
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Social media immediately called bullshit, and thus the girther movement was born. Girthers want the president to show his weight certificate. They don’t believe that a man who admittedly eats like a rhino that broke out of the zoo and was homeless for a few weeks only weighs 239 pounds. They also don’t believe that the president is 6 feet 3, so they took to the internet to voice their disdain for President Wiggles von HateHandles and the good, black-named Dr. Jackson.
Several on Twitter noted that the president’s height on his first physical was 6 feet 2 inches, and that by adding an inch to the president’s height, he goes from being obese to being merely overweight.
I’m joining the girther movement. Who’s with me?
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