The president of North Korea is a socially awkward psychopath, and the president of the United States is a white supremacist sympathizer and a raging lunatic. Both men have access to nuclear weapons, and both men are currently in a dick-measuring contest that could make casualties of us all.
Because North Korea can’t stop breaking all the rules, on Tuesday it “fired a midrange ballistic missile designed to carry a nuclear payload that flew over U.S. ally Japan and splashed into the northern Pacific Ocean,” the Associated Press reports.
It was an aggressive move by President Kim Jong Un that sends a clear message that the U.S. ally can be touched, and more importantly, it forced President Douchey Von ShitFace to say how he plans to handle North Korea’s latest show of force.
“All options are on the table,” Trump said in a tersely worded statement to AP.
Trump added that with the missile launch, North Korea has “signaled its contempt for its neighbors, for all members of the United Nations, and for minimum standards of acceptable international behavior.”
Trump continued, “Threatening and destabilizing actions only increase the North Korean regime’s isolation in the region and among all nations of the world,” Trump said, AP reports.
Trump, who has been notorious about not telling what the U.S. plan of attack is before it happens, told reporters, “We’ll see, we’ll see,” when he was asked what he would do about North Korea, AP reports.
Trump was on his way out of the White House, accompanied by
his captive first lady Melania Trump, and was headed to Texas to assess the damage done by Hurricane Harvey.
Read more at the Associated Press.