Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) is an asshole. Heβs also part of a group of assholes known as Republicans. This asshole conglomerate supports President Donald Trump. Trumpβs mouth is shaped like an anus.
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Gohmert knows a thing or two about assholes, so when the Texas congressman calls someone like, say, former special counsel Robert Mueller, an βanal opening,β he knows what heβs talking about.
βHeβs done some irreparable damage to some things and heβs got to answer for them,β Gohmert told PoliticoΒ ahead of Muellerβs public testimony before Congress.
Gohmert βis one of 25 Republicans on the House Intelligence and Judiciary committees who gets to grill Mueller during the back-to-back hearings scheduled later this month,β the Hill reports.
Gohmert noted that Muellerβs report didnβt help him see Mueller as less of an asshole.
βIt reinforced the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be,β Gohmert said.
From the Hill:
Lawmakers from both parties will have the opportunity to question Mueller for hours during back-to-back House hearings on July 17 about the findings of his 22-month investigation into Russiaβs election interference in 2016 and potential obstruction of justice by President Trump.
Democrats want to amplify the contents of Muellerβs 448-page report, which details efforts from Trump to gain control of and thwart the probe into his campaignβs contacts with Russia.
Muellerβs report didnβt say that Trump obstructed justice, but we all know that he did and just because Mueller canβt say that there is a ham sandwich sitting on the table doesnβt mean that there isnβt a goddamn ham sandwich sitting on the table!
Attorney General William Barrβaka Evil John Goodman, aka John Badman, aka FuckThisFlintstoneβfound out on his own that nothing happened and there was nothing to see after reading the CliffsNotes version of the report written by the Kremlin, which found that there wasnβt enough to accuse Trump of criminal wrongdoing.
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