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President Trump on Pace to Break His Daily Lying Record
If President Donald Trump keeps lying at the rate that he’s been, he’s on pace to break his daily quota of lies set in his first two years in office. According to the Washington Post Fact Checker, the president of people who believe that he’s actually a billionaire showed up at the Conservative Political Action…
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Trump's Big Sad That Micheal Cohen's Hearing Upstaged His Useless Summit in North Korea
President Trump admitted Sunday that he was big sad that the congressional testimony of his former fixer and body man, Michael Cohen, was part of the reason his useless talks with North Korea’s tiny dictator collapsed. According to The Washington Post, America was more interested in the dirt that Cohen had to share about the…
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Otto Warmbier's Family and Even Republican Senators are Fuming Over Trump's Remarks Over Student's Death
Otto Warmbier’s family has come out to publicly shame President Donald Trump for siding with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who claimed he didn’t know their son was being mistreated during his incarceration. “We have been respectful during this summit process. Now we must speak out. Kim and his evil regime are responsible for…
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Republican Lawmakers Believe Michael Cohen Lied to Congress, Call for DOJ Investigation: Report
Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan and North Carolina Republican Rep. Mark Meadows—two of the feistiest participants during Donald Trump’s former fixer’s Michael Cohen’s testimony on Wednesday—have referred Cohen to the Justice Department claiming he “committed perjury and knowingly made false statements” during his GOP tongue-lashing disguised as a public hearing. The trouble seems to stem from…
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It’s Confirmed, President Trump Is a Damn Dotard
President Trump’s fixer Michael Cohen revealed to Congress that he strong-armed the prodigal con artist’s alma maters to make sure the “stable genuis”’ grades weren’t released because it would unequivocally confirm that the president is a goddamn idiot. In fact, Fordham University confirmed that Cohen threatened legal action should his successions of Fs be released.…
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America's Kim Jong Un and North Korea's Kim Jong Un Arrive In Vietnam for Bae-cation
It’s no secret that President Trump is an open relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin and Korean leader Kim Jong Un. All three dictators met on the political version of Gindr and have been canoodling ever since. For some reason, President Trump is insistent on giving Kim Jong Un a world stage that helps legitimize…
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Michael Cohen Is Ready to Sing Like National Anthem Marvin Gaye, Will Give Up Dirty Details on Trump to Congress
The president’s former fixer and attorney Michael Cohen has reportedly asked for a half tux/half gown number to rival Billy Porter’s Oscar ensemble, because he’s about sing like a young Michael Jackson with the wide nose. Cohen is set to testify before Congress on Wednesday, and he’s supposed to be dropping his hits “Donald Trump…
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Trump Wanted Ally to Un-Recuse Himself So He Could Oversee Michael Cohen Investigation: Report
The relationship between President Trump and former acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker soured late last year after the president sought to put an ally in charge of the investigation into hush money payments made by the president’s former lawyer to women claiming to have had affairs with Trump. The New York Times reports that Trump…
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Roger Stone Can’t Stop Trolling and It Might Land Him in Jail
Roger Stone, the president’s longtime associate who dresses like Drake’s father, may end up in jail earlier than he thought after the judge presiding over his case called him back into court Thursday to discuss images targeting her that Stone posted on his Instagram profile. U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson wants Stone to explain…