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Trump's Latest Lie Might Be His Wildest Yet
During a meeting with Apple CEO Tim Cook, President Trump mistakenly called him “Tim Apple.” It didn’t happen in private. White House snitch Kellyanne Conway didn’t use her burner phone to share this with the media. The moment was televised. It happened during a White House meeting of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board, and…
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Ex-Fox News Executive Turned White House Communications Director Bill Shine Resigns
The former Fox News executive who left the fake news station amid scandal and landed a cushy spot in Donald Trump’s White House resigned as the White House communications director on Thursday, after serving Trump for less than a year. The formal statement is that Shine will continue working with Trump on his 2020 reelection…
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Trump’s Latest Word Salad on Russia Collusion and Paul Manafort’s Sentencing
President Donald Trump usually delivers his nonsensical rants on Twitter, but every once and a while, when the blood moon meets Mars, the president graces the public with a goobledy-gook of mishmash that serves as an official statement. On Friday, the president of people who put rain boots on their dogs stopped on the White…
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Trump Administration Could Require Hospitals to Post Negotiated Costs of Services: Report
While Trump’s batting average on policy moves that actually benefit the majority of Americans may be well below the Mendoza line, a potential rule change that could soon be proposed by his administration could expose the actual cost of healthcare for the first time. The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that the Trump administration is…
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Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly Spills Tea, Calls Full Border Wall a 'Waste of Money'
Former White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly wouldn’t elaborate on whether President Trump forced officials to give his worthless son-in-law Jared “What am I doing in the White House?” Kushner top level security clearance, but he did call his time in the Trump administration the “least” favorite job he had. Also, before we…
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Donald President Refers to Apple CEO Tim Cook as 'Tim Apple' and This Isn't the First Time He's Done This
The president is an idiot. Not a common variety idiot. He’s an idiot with a lot of money who knows how to rally other idiots to believe that he’s not an idiot, even when he’s actually the idiot king! Or, King idiot! In a meeting Wednesday with Apple CEO Tim Cook, the president proved again…
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Trump Threatens America with One Fewer Televised Debate After DNC Snubs Fox for 2020 Democratic Primary
Donald Trump, the president whose petulance reaches further than the ties he seemingly purchased from the estate of Andre the Giant, took to Twitter to vent his frustration after the Democratic National Committee refused to let Fox News host a primary debate, a move first reported by the Washington Post. “Recent reporting in the New…
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Trump Owns This Record as President
Despite promises to shrink the U.S. trade deficit with crazy tariffs on imported goods, the trade deficit has instead reached record highs as it grew to some $621 billion. On Wednesday the Commerce Department announced that Trump has fucked the trade deficit to the highest its been since 2008 in large part due to the…
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House Democrats Launch Sweeping Document Request Into Trump Corruption: Report
And so it begins. In the most gangster move since Democrats took over the House, the House Judiciary Committee has launched an investigation so sweeping that some 80 people have received requests for documents to determine whether President Donald Trump, his administration and associates obstructed justice, abused power of just outright did some corruptible shit.…