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‘Night Queen’ Kellyanne Conway Called Cory Booker Sexist Because She Knows Winter Is Coming
Presidential advisor and proof that not all White Walkers live beyond the wall, Kellyanne Conway might have made the dumbest comment in her long history of dumb comments. During an appearance on the president’s favorite reality television show, Fox & Friends, the warm-weather White Walker suggested that Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) was somehow sexist for…
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Trump Met With Vladimir Putin In Private, Again Because No One Can Stop This Love. No One!
One would think that after learning that Russian influenced the 2016 election, causing an investigation into collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, the president would be smart enough to know that maybe he needs to cool down his love affair with Vladimir Putin. Well, one would be wrong. According to the Financial Times, Trump…
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Your Bigoted Grandpa Trump Is Wacky Tweeting, Again
When President Trump packs up the family Ford Monarch and straps his sleeping coffin to the roof, he will be remembered as the president who tweeted a lot and did his best to destroy the world as we know it. Oh, there will be talk of how he saved the white man’s riches with his…
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What's That Snowflake? Fox News Anchor Blasts Trump: 'Bullying Journalists Is Not Presidential'
Ohhhhhhh, now you’ve got something to say? Every since the President Trump stole the White House with the help of Russian bots and Facebook, he’s been attacking journalists. He’s stated several times that journalists are the enemy of the people and consistently calls news that is unflattering or critical of his draconian policies or his…
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Definitive Proof That Trump Is Losing His Base: Now He’s Beefing With Fox News
First, the Fat Boys break up, then the Fugees and now it looks like the love affair between Donald Trump and Fox News might be coming to an unceremonious end. The president of people who like foam designs on the top of their overpriced coffee did the unthinkable Sunday when he dragged a pair of…
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On This Episode of The Real White Housewives, President Petty Cancels Nancy Pelosi's Foreign Travel
When Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) sent the president a note telling him to stick his State of the Union speech in a bottle and throw that shit in the Potomac, she had to expect that something was coming. The president has shown that he doesn’t play kindly when people put him in…
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Rudy Giuliani Is a Terrible Lawyer Who Can't Stop Putting His Foot In His Mouth and It's Actually Great For the President
Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump’s personal attorney, is an idiot and that’s a good thing for Trump, because Rudy, who once was married to his cousin that he fully knew was his cousin, helps make the president look less dumb. Rudy’s job since signing on to work with the president has basically been to go…
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Nobody Knows What's Up With the Bloody Band-Aid on President Trump's Hand. The Root Investigates
During a recent trip to McAllen, Texas, the president of people who boil meat appeared to have an adhesive bandage on his right hand. Blood was visible underneath the bandage and POLITICO notes that his hand appeared to have the same bandage on it Monday. From POLITICO: Armchair medics studying photos that circulated online this…
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All the Bizarre and Racist Moments in the Recent Donald Trump vs. Elizabeth Warren Beef
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) was living her best life, posting IG streams and drinking beer in her kitchen while talking with all her followers about her relationship with Offset with her husband Bruce, whom she calls her “sweetie.” This video had nothing to do with Warren’s nemesis and the current president of people who buy…