Oct 30
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Apparently Republicans have never been invited to a fashion shoot or don’t understand how fashion shoots work or…
Oct 29
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South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham just can’t stop begging with his begging ass, and you know who is sick of it? Fox…
Oct 9
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The president of people who call computers “puters” will undergo a “medical evaluation” on television, which brings…
Sep 1
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Aug 17
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The Amos ‘n’ Andy versions of The Simpsons characters Patty and Selma—you might know them as Sunken Place landlords…
Jul 21
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One day, during a meeting on journalistic legal policies, a very sincere attorney suggested that, instead of calling…
Jul 20
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When Trump took office, he made it clear that he was a Fox News man. Since Melania was often spending evenings with…
Jul 14
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Imagine being so racist and sexist that you find a job that literally allows you to be racist and sexist and that…
Jul 12
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I know you will not clutch your pearls in surprise when I tell you that one of the writers behind the notoriously…
Jul 10
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President Trump wants America to know one thing: He is the most cognitive president to ever cognitive, and when it…
Jul 7
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You may disagree with Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth’s policy. You may not even like the fact that she’s bold and…
Jun 30
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The shadow president known to the American public as Fox News is getting tired of Trump’s shit and has asked,…
Jun 26
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President Donald Trump claims that “Blacks” come up to him and say things like “I love you” and “You’re doing a…
May 21
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Every now and then, Fox News likes to play dress up and act like it isn’t the president’s personal YouTube channel.…
May 4
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Trump brings out the “ass” in “assassinated.”
Apr 28
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Diamond and Silk learned the harsh lesson of steppinfetchery: No matter how hard you dance, at some point, they will…
Mar 18
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The first case of coronavirus was diagnosed in the U.S. on January 21, but the president knew that this was…
Mar 10
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In today’s “pot-meet-kettle” news, President Donald Trump would like all of America to know that Democratic…
Mar 3
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Former interim Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazile is a black woman. Yes, she is a black woman…
Mar 3
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Fox News’ Brit Hume is a right-wing pundit masquerading as a newsman, and when he’s not pushing conspiracy theories…