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Look at this goofy shit:

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Can someone go outside and tell Booker to get off his knees? Thanks. Sincerely, black America.

And don’t give me that Flake-is-starting-to-look-and-sound-like-a-liberal-Republican bullshit. Flake is merely distancing himself from the Trumptanic that is going down like a Kardashian at an NBA All-Star Game. And now is probably not the time to be trying out your Matrix-styled snowball fast pitch with the enemies.

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But I’ve got questions, a lot of them:

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I’m not sure if the public knows this, but Trump once had a snow duel with a certain Russian president, and that duel is being investigated by the special counsel. While that may not be true, it’s certainly plausible.

We don’t fuck with Jeff Flake like that. Just because the rest of his Republican counterparts are too chickenshit to state what we can all see happening in this disastrous, racist, xenophobic White House doesn’t make him a hero or even a good dude; it just makes him Captain Obvious.

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The only Jeff we acknowledge is Jazzy.

Seriously, I know that the whole snowball thing was supposed to be a lighthearted attempt at playing nice, but I’m getting sick of Democrats playing nice with Trump’s coldhearted, soulless enablers. The only way this would be cool is if Booker hid a rock in one of his snowballs. Now, that’s some real Brick City shit.

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You know who would never have engaged in a fucking snowball duel with Jeff Flake? Maxine Waters, that’s who. She’s too busy calling for the impeachment of a man who honestly believes that the best days for America were during slavery. Now that I think about it, I hope she doesn’t see this. Auntie Maxine would side-eye Cory Booker so hard, she might require retina surgery.

Maybe fewer snowballs and more mudslinging, because I’m really getting tired of Democrats extending their hands across the aisle when the real work lies in burning this administration to the ground. The only time we should see a Democrat doing anything like this is when we can finally revel in the white, snowflakelike ashes of the entire Trump administration.

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Now, I’d frolic for that.