The first-world fuss fight between President Bull Shannon and his former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson continues as Tillerson noted that President Kelly Bundy is, in fact, an idiot.
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What was actually missed from Tillersonโs rare public appearance during a fundraiser for the M.D. Anderson Cancer Center on Thursday, was that he believes that Russia absolutely interfered with the 2016 U.S. elections
โWhat Russia wants to do is undermine our confidence and undermine the worldโs confidence in us,โ Tillerson said, according to the Houston Chronicle. Tillerson also noted that President Mallory Keatonโs significant other, Vladimir Putin, is a โvery calculatingโ and โvery opportunisticโ leader. Tillerson added that Putinโs strategyโmuch like Brain from Pinky and the Brainโis world domination.
โMany people talk about playing chess. He plays three-dimensional chess,โ Tillerson said.
What the fuck is three-dimensional chess? Turns out itโs a real thing and itโs really fucking stupid.
You know that President Woody Boyd wasnโt going to take that shit laying down. Well, he probably did take it laying down since news of Tillersonโs remarks reached the White House in between a showing of a cartoon version of the original 1915 silent film The Birth of a Nation and prank calling former Mexican president Vincente Fox.
He tweeted:
Bwahahahahahhaha!
President Rose Nyland literally just called his former Secretary of State a lazy bitch who was dumb as a rock! These tweets are actually going to stored somewhere and when generations look back they will remember this as arguably the lowest point in presidential history.
I guess it doesnโt matter that as long as Tillerson was willing to do his bidding and was more than qualified for the position before he and President Michael Scott fell out after Tillerson called him a moron, which he totally admits to now.
I guess the president doesnโt care that Tillerson saved his ass; this is, of course, coming from the man who claimed: โWhen the president would say, โHereโs what I want to do, and hereโs how I want to do it,โ and Iโd have to say to him, โWell, Mr. President, I understand what you want to do but you canโt do it that way. It violates the law, it violates the treaty, you know,โโ Politico reports.
โI didnโt know how to conduct my affairs with him any other way than in a very straightforward fashion. And I think he grew tired of me being the guy every day that told him, โYou canโt do that, and letโs talk about what we can do.โโ
In short, fuck both these guys but I do hope that they keep this same energy when and if they run into each other as there is nothing funnier than two old windbags fighting.
Footage of fight between Tillerson and President Chrissy Snow below:
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