Rex Tillerson Calls the President a Dumbass. Trump Calls Tillerson a Lazy Bitch

The first-world fuss fight between President Bull Shannon and his former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson continues as Tillerson noted that President Kelly Bundy is, in fact, an idiot. Suggested Reading Three Friends Were Headed To A Beyoncรฉ Concert, But One Dies On the Way. Guess What The Other Two Did Next? Our Fave Moments…

The first-world fuss fight between President Bull Shannon and his former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson continues as Tillerson noted that President Kelly Bundy is, in fact, an idiot.

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What was actually missed from Tillersonโ€™s rare public appearance during a fundraiser for the M.D. Anderson Cancer Center on Thursday, was that he believes that Russia absolutely interfered with the 2016 U.S. elections

โ€œWhat Russia wants to do is undermine our confidence and undermine the worldโ€™s confidence in us,โ€ Tillerson said, according to the Houston Chronicle. Tillerson also noted that President Mallory Keatonโ€™s significant other, Vladimir Putin, is a โ€œvery calculatingโ€ and โ€œvery opportunisticโ€ leader. Tillerson added that Putinโ€™s strategyโ€”much like Brain from Pinky and the Brainโ€”is world domination.

โ€œMany people talk about playing chess. He plays three-dimensional chess,โ€ Tillerson said.

What the fuck is three-dimensional chess? Turns out itโ€™s a real thing and itโ€™s really fucking stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqoD1Xkmwro

You know that President Woody Boyd wasnโ€™t going to take that shit laying down. Well, he probably did take it laying down since news of Tillersonโ€™s remarks reached the White House in between a showing of a cartoon version of the original 1915 silent film The Birth of a Nation and prank calling former Mexican president Vincente Fox.

He tweeted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1071132880368132096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Bwahahahahahhaha!

President Rose Nyland literally just called his former Secretary of State a lazy bitch who was dumb as a rock! These tweets are actually going to stored somewhere and when generations look back they will remember this as arguably the lowest point in presidential history.

I guess it doesnโ€™t matter that as long as Tillerson was willing to do his bidding and was more than qualified for the position before he and President Michael Scott fell out after Tillerson called him a moron, which he totally admits to now.

I guess the president doesnโ€™t care that Tillerson saved his ass; this is, of course, coming from the man who claimed: โ€œWhen the president would say, โ€˜Hereโ€™s what I want to do, and hereโ€™s how I want to do it,โ€™ and Iโ€™d have to say to him, โ€˜Well, Mr. President, I understand what you want to do but you canโ€™t do it that way. It violates the law, it violates the treaty, you know,โ€™โ€ Politico reports.

โ€œI didnโ€™t know how to conduct my affairs with him any other way than in a very straightforward fashion. And I think he grew tired of me being the guy every day that told him, โ€˜You canโ€™t do that, and letโ€™s talk about what we can do.โ€™โ€

In short, fuck both these guys but I do hope that they keep this same energy when and if they run into each other as there is nothing funnier than two old windbags fighting.

Footage of fight between Tillerson and President Chrissy Snow below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9njBupQKXp4

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