Racist Republican Running Against Paul Ryan Banned From Twitter

Paul Nehlen for Congress via Facebook
Paul Nehlen for Congress via Facebook

The Republican candidate vying for Speaker of the House Paul Ryan’s congressional seat was kicked off wypipo Twitter Monday for posting a racist meme about actress and Prince Harry’s bride-to-be, Meghan Markle.

You know how some white people are low-key racist? Well, Paul Nehlen is known for being high-key, shout-at-the-top-of-his-lungs racist. The “alt-right” candidate from Wisconsin is known for his blatant bigotry and being butt-hurt about anything black. Everyone who comes within an inch of him can smell the hate on his breath. If New York niggas met Paul Nehlen, they’d say: “Nah B, you’re mad racist, my guy,” before stomping him with their Timberlands.

So when scientists recently reconstructed the image of Cheddar Man, an ancient Brit, and used dark skin, based on DNA analysis, of course Nehlen superimposed an image of Markle over it. OK, this is how fragile some white people can be. (Notice I said “some.” If I had not said “some” and you found yourself offended, then you’re probably one of the fragile salty ones like Nehlen.)

Paul Nehlne for Congress via Facebook
Paul Nehlne for Congress via Facebook

By the way, the caption on the above photo is not wrong. He actually placed this picture on his campaign’s Facebook page! In a later Facebook post, the unapologetically white Nehlen later elaborated that he was not sorry that he was suspended from Twitter, explaining:

If you think for one second I’m sorry I lost my Twitter account because I stood up for Whites who were told they came from that Cheddar Man hoax, you are sadly mistaken.

I stand for free speech—mine and yours—and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

My post had ZERO to do with Meghan Markle and EVERYTHING to do with the line of Kings who produced Prince Harry, even if the Prince isn’t willing to stand up for his countrymen himself.

My presence on Twitter will live on.

You cannot extinguish the truth.

I know you’re probably thinking that a guy like this can’t possibly win, but Nehlen has strong support in the racist demographic after being boosted by an important political figure: President Donald J. Trump (the J stands for “Just as Racist as Paul Nehlen”).

Paul Nehlen is racist.

(This is the part where you say, “How racist is he?”)

Paul Nehlen is so racist, he’s mad at science! How the fuck can you be mad at deoxyribonucleic acid? This motherfucker hates black people so much, he’s upset about chemical composition!


Paul Nehlen is so racist, he’s banned from Twitter ... and Breitbart! Seriously. Nehlen used to write for the site, but he became so virulently anti-Semitic that the outlet that once called itself the “voice of the alt-right” said, “Damn, Paul, you’re too racist for us!”

Paul Nehlen is so racist, HuffPost asked him twice if he was a white nationalist, and he couldn’t answer. (Wait ... but didn’t he just say, “You cannot extinguish the truth?”)


When you can’t tell white people that you’re a white nationalist, then you’re in all-star racist territory. Seriously, I voted for Nehlen to make the 2017 racist all-star team, but Richard Spencer took his roster spot. I’m penciling Nehlen in again this year. He deserves it.

And finally ... Paul Nehlen is so racist, he’s the only white person ever to go full Hotep. Paul Nehlen is mad at a 10,000-year-old fossil and a black woman for actually becoming royalty because he wants you to know that white people come from kings and queens, too.


Bravo, Paul Nehlen. Bravo.

In other news, Michael Rapaport is still on Twitter after insinuating that women should suck his dick.

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For the record it took about 200 people bringing that photo to Twitter’s attention to get him banned. His feed was a combination of anti-semitism, misogynistic rants and anti immigration philosophies right out of the David Duke playbook. Twitter’s standards are pretty much bullshit if Trump and his son haven’t been taken down along with Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. As for Rappaport take down Boyce Watkins first. He takes himself seriously the human piece of chalk known as Rapaport doesn’t.