President Face-Skin Doesn’t Match His Neck-Skin Calls Impeachment Hearings a ‘Big Time Hoax’

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Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

Seriously, stop me.

Why aren’t you stopping me?

The president got in front of cameras with his face all orange-y and his neck all white before leaving to go to London to argue some NATO shit that he doesn’t understand and told the cameras that the impeachment hearing is all a big hoax.

And because the president wasn’t done, he then got on Air Force One and started tweeting some more hoax bullshit:

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This was, of course, hours after he tweeted sentiments expressed by cronies:

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Because this is how Trump’s presidency works; just say it long enough and loud enough and eventually it becomes the truth or something like it.

I told you to stop me.

Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.

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When innocent people are accused of a crime, they go about trying to prove their innocence. Guilty people deflect. Which is why all Trump and the Republicans can do is call the 37 indictments, dozens of investigations, and over 1 dozen open cases against Trump a “witch hunt” and a “hoax.” They have nothing, which is why they’re still saying “What about Biden and Barisma?” None of this changes the fact that Trump is guilty as fuck.

As usual, Trump doth protest too much.