Stop me if you’ve heard this before.
Seriously, stop me.
Why aren’t you stopping me?
The president got in front of cameras with his face all orange-y and his neck all white before leaving to go to London to argue some NATO shit that he doesn’t understand and told the cameras that the impeachment hearing is all a big hoax.
And because the president wasn’t done, he then got on Air Force One and started tweeting some more hoax bullshit:
This was, of course, hours after he tweeted sentiments expressed by cronies:
Because this is how Trump’s presidency works; just say it long enough and loud enough and eventually it becomes the truth or something like it.
I told you to stop me.