Politics
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Nancy Pelosi Suggests Trump Write State of the Union in Crayon or Reschedule for Feb. 31
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is tired of President Donald Trump’s fuckshit. As such, Pelosi is offering Trump alternatives to having an in-person State of the Union address while the government is shut down over his dumbass border wall that no one wants. According to CNN, Pelosi has asked Trump to either deliver his…
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Nobody Knows What's Up With the Bloody Band-Aid on President Trump's Hand. The Root Investigates
During a recent trip to McAllen, Texas, the president of people who boil meat appeared to have an adhesive bandage on his right hand. Blood was visible underneath the bandage and POLITICO notes that his hand appeared to have the same bandage on it Monday. From POLITICO: Armchair medics studying photos that circulated online this…
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Rep. Steve King Being Pressured to Resign for Being Rep. Steve King
Rep. Steve King, a Republican from Iowa, has broken down the fourth wall of Republicanism, which states: never, ever, under any circumstances go full white nationalist. Never. Once the hatred, bigotry, and racism seeps out, it becomes hard to try and put it back in the can. It’s not like anyone hasn’t known that King…
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Mitch 'Turtle Face' McConnell Blocks Bill That Could've Reopened the Government
Senate Republicans are willing to die on this hill wall despite years of having complete control of Congress and doing nothing to make it happen. Now, the plan appears to be to continue to hold federal workers hostage until the president gets his way and can hook his Xbox up to the big TV in…
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Trump’s Inaugural Fund Spent More Than $1.5 Million at Trump International Hotel: Report
Remember when all of the political folks were putting pressure on the president to distance himself from his business interests because being the president and owning a business could be … corrupt? They were concerned that the president could use his political position to ensure that his business made even more money. Well, it turns…
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Candace Owens Came for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Quickly Realized She Wasn't Ready
Candace Owens is unremarkable. In fact, she’s known for being the fourth-most famous black woman who supports President Trump. As it stands, that list includes such mega famous stars as: 1. Diamond 2. Silk 3. Omarosa Manigault Foster Johnson Livingstone Williams Sonoma and then…. 4. Candace Owens If Candace Owens was wearing an “I’m Candace…
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All the Bizarre and Racist Moments in the Recent Donald Trump vs. Elizabeth Warren Beef
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) was living her best life, posting IG streams and drinking beer in her kitchen while talking with all her followers about her relationship with Offset with her husband Bruce, whom she calls her “sweetie.” This video had nothing to do with Warren’s nemesis and the current president of people who buy…
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No Check, Snowed In and No End in Sight: How Black D.C. Is Surviving Trump’s Government Shutdown
“He didn’t ask me!” yelled a heavy set 40-something-year-old guy sitting by the window in my barbershop. I had just asked everybody what they thought about President Trump’s claim that federal employees told him to keep the shutdown going. My barbershop is at the perfect demographic nexus of the D.C. metropolitan area. Nestled in a…
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Top White House Advisor: The Shutdown Is Basically a Paid Vacation for Furloughed Workers
If you ever wondered how out of touch the stars of the hit reality show The Real Beverly Hillbillies of the White House is with the American people, look no further than Kevin Hassett, the chairman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers. On Thursday, as the longest government shutdown in American history continues…