Internet Troll Lebron James Opts Out, Heat Fans Pawn Jerseys

The top three likely destinations for Lebron James, new free agent, basketball icon, and maven internet troll.1. Miami Suggested Reading Paris Jackson Blasts Haters for Criticizing Tour on Michael Jackson’s Death Anniversary A Peek Inside Travis Hunter’s New Jacksonville Mansion In Minnesota Assassination Attempt, Wife’s Split-Second Decision is a Testament to a Mother’s Love Video…

The top three likely destinations for Lebron James, new free agent, basketball icon, and maven internet troll.

1. Miami

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I honestly don't think he's leaving. Just wants to put some fire in D. Wade's belly. And by "put some fire in D.Wade's belly" I mean "convince D.Wade to start working out again and stop making 3am runs to Wing Stop and the 24-hour Chipotle."

2. Cleveland

Still, fuck Dan Gilbert today. Fuck Dan Gilbert tomorrow. And fuck Dan Gilbert forever.

3. Dallas Cowboys

Because why not?

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