If This Latest Russia Report Doesn’t Get Trump Impeached, I Don’t Know What Will

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I don’t have to comb through years of President TrumPutin’s taxes or real estate dealings to point out collusion between the worst president in American history and Mother Russia, aka our play cousin. Let’s just look at the past week.


On May 9, unbeknownst to members of his own team, Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. Not only was Comey investigating TrumPutin’s obvious connections to Mother Russia, but shortly after his firing, reports surfaced that Comey had just asked the Justice Department for more resources to continue his investigation. Not more than a day after he fired Comey, the man who was investigating his ties to Russia, Trump met with Russia’s foreign minister, Sergey V. Lavrov, and the Russian ambassador to the United States, Sergey I. Kislyak, at the White House.

Who is Sergey Kislyak, you ask? Oh, just the man who discussed lifting sanctions against Russia with now-former TrumPutin national security adviser Michael Flynn. Not only was TrumPutin kicking it with the Russians in the White House, but get this shit: He banned the American press from the meeting and only allowed Russian media to take photos, which were promptly leaked online.

At this point, news of the Comey firing was still burning, and everyone wanted to get to the ex-FBI director to find out exactly what he knew. TrumPutin then issued a threat to Comey on Twitter because he’s a teenager who engages in Twitter beefs.

Now everyone wants to know if the president of the United States is secretly recording conversations in the White House. If so, he has to release those tapes—except no one in the White House, from TrumPutin to Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer, will say whether there are actually tapes.

But don’t get stuck there. Next, the Washington Post reports that during his meeting with the Russians, TrumPutin shared highly classified information with them because he is a blowhard braggart who wants badly to prove that Russians have him securely placed in their pocket. At this point you might think the president would step back a bit and reassess his life.


Fuck, no. Not this dumb-ass president. What does he do? Goes back on Twitter and confirms that he did, in fact, share classified information.


And this all happened in the last week!

If this presidency were a movie, this would be the part where the weird teenager (played by Trump) finally has the popular football-player bullies (played by Russia) over to his house, and now he’s going to show them his father’s safe because he think’s it’s cool and will impress them ... speed up to the part where his house is robbed.


If TrumPutin were in the NBA, he would at least be fined and suspended. If TrumPutin were a soccer team, he would be relegated. If TrumPutin worked at McDonald’s, he would have to hand in his visor. It’s time for Congress to issue some kind of penalty or else this is going to get even worse.

Sometimes the function of Congress members is to enact laws that appeal to their constituents. In more drastic situations, their function is to save the public from itself. We need a do-over, and while I fully believe that Vice President Mike Pence is a calculated evil devil spawn from hell, I have to believe that anything is better than this charlatan.


Racist America fucked us on this one, but Congress can save us from ourselves. If this latest news, which is still breaking, isn’t enough to impeach this Orange Ass Bag, then I don’t know what is.

Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.



Racist America fucked us on this one

Actually, I think “I’m not Racist, but...” America fucked us. All those “woke” people who are “allies” but just couldn’t vote for Hillary, so they were fine with a racist idiot assuming the seat.