Can you feel it? The walls are closing in on this Negan-ass administration. It feels like it’s only a matter of time—except I don’t trust this Republican Congress, which makes me feel like we might have to endure years of this, and that would be horrible—but for now just go with me. Let’s act as if America is ready to function properly and that the corrective system put in place to prevent this kind of dictatorship from ruling will kick in and right itself.
The Justice Department has appointed Robert Mueller, a former prosecutor who served as the FBI director from 2001 to 2013 and is beloved on both sides of the aisle, as the special prosecutor to finally blow the lid off this Russia-and-Trump Tinder relationship.
And this whole thing has left President Vladimir TrumPutin with bubble guts. President Twitter Fingers is back on the Twitters in an orange rage. On Thursday he tweeted:
Yep, it is, you fucking witch! And while actual witch hunts were torturous killings of women who people claimed were witches, President TrumPutin is a fucking witch and this “hunt” is legit. Since taking office, President TrumPutin has changed his Facebook relationship status with Russia from “It’s complicated” to “Married.” He’s used the office of the president to further his own business dealings and has turned the White House into one of the worst reality shows on television. Mona Scott-Young wishes she could produce a shitty reality script as bad as this one. And it’s time for it all to come crashing down. And Mueller’s just the guy to do it.
“As a former FBI chief, Mueller knows precisely what to look for and how to conduct an exhaustive investigation,” the Washington Post reports. More importantly, you can’t Comey him when he starts finding Russian socks and drawers all up in the presidential bedroom.
So now we wait for it all to play out, but something tells me that it won’t be a peaceful process. With this LaVar Ball-ass administration, keeping quiet or staying off social media just isn’t in their DNA.
And yes, in case you were wondering, TrumPutin has gone back to his tired-ass playbook—you know, the one where he first calls the media stories fake and then blames Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton for his mishaps. He also tweeted this:
It’s time for him and his family and his Ford Escort-ass administration to pack up their things and go.
Read more at the Washington Post.