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President Trump did get one thing right in this tweet. Brian Kemp is a hapless governor, but he’s also a Trump sycophant, and if anyone was willing to break the rules to help Trump win, it would be Kemp, and even he was like, “Nah, playboy.”

The election is over. So over that Melania is already on Craigslist looking for an apartment near her boyfriend. It’s so over that South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham has broken down his sleeping cage and put it into his Honda Civic. It’s so over that even Republican PornHub, aka Fox News, is hitting Trump with the “Really, playboy? This again?” face when he calls into to rehash his claims of rampant voter fraud with no actual proof.

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In his first interview since his humiliating election loss, Trump called into some stone-faced white woman’s show on Republican SpankBang and claimed that he has “not seen anything” from the DOJ or the Federal Bureau of Investigation on investigating the 2020 election.

“You would think if you’re in the FBI or Department of Justice, this is the biggest thing you could be looking at,” Trump said. “Where are they? I’ve not seen anything.

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“They just keep moving along and they go on to the next president,” he continued.

Yes, because that’s kind of how elections work when there are no signs of voter fraud. So basically, everyone in the White House is doing exactly what the rest of America does when the old man starts spouting out crazy shit about his past; we are walking away until he has no one left to talk to.

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