Donald Trump Reportedly Likes to Get Spanked

 President Donald Trump kisses his daughter Ivanka Trump at a rally in Coraopolis, Pa., on Jan. 18, 2018. (Jeff Swensen/Getty Images)
President Donald Trump kisses his daughter Ivanka Trump at a rally in Coraopolis, Pa., on Jan. 18, 2018. (Jeff Swensen/Getty Images)

We may as well brace ourselves. We are going to keep getting little details about Donald Trump’s sexual predilections every single day until all the pre-nondisclosure-agreement Stormy Daniels interviews and “candid” recollections about the president have been milked dry. Prepare yourselves. This is going to be a gross and bumpy ride.


We’ve already heard that Trump had some sort of sexual liaison with Daniels. We’ve heard that he compared her to his daughter Ivanka—whom he has inappropriately sexualized on more than one occasion. We heard that he paid Daniels a significant amount of money to keep her mouth closed. Now Mother Jones is reporting that according to Daniels, Trump once asked her to spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine. Kinky.

The story goes that in 2009, Daniels considered running for a seat in the U.S. Senate representing Louisiana. Her potential campaign slogan? “Stormy Daniels: Screwing people honestly.”

While on a listening tour in May 2009, Daniels was making a list of potential campaign donors from people in her cellphone contacts. Donald Trump was one of those people.

From Mother Jones:

This email was sent to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant based in New Orleans. In response, Dubé expressed surprise that Daniels was friendly with Trump. “Donald Trump?” she wrote. “In her cell phone?”

“Yep,” the other consultant replied. “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”

The issue of Forbes in question was from the fall of 2006 and featured Trump on the cover with Donald Jr. and Ivanka.

Take that however you will.

Listen, I’m not here to kink-shame anyone. Get it how you live it. President gotta have a life, too, and all that.


But good grief. You couldn’t find someone more discreet to get your freak on with?

It would appear that Trump paid good money for a silence he didn’t actually get. Stormy secured the bag, but the gag is that she had already given up all of the most damning information about the future president.


The best part about this is, I’m betting that somewhere in the White House, your president is gloating about how everyone must want to know details about his sex life because they are being leaked.

The truth is, none of us really care, Mr. Trump. We are just unable to look away from this naked-ass train wreck.


Read more at Mother Jones.

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The only thing that I would consider disturbing about Trump’s sex life would be: him having his partner role play as Ivanka. Or him involving children.

Not surprised about the spanking part. Narcissists totally get off on pain.