Big Trump Didn’t Tweet During Comey Testimony, but Lil’ Donald Trump Jr. Did

Rumor had it before ex-FBI Director James Comey’s testimony that President Twitter Fingas was going to set social media ablaze. The scuttlebutt was that President Orange Tang Face was going to live-tweet his reactions to the bags of tea Comey was dumping on the White House lawn. Suggested Reading Suge Knight Claims Tupac’s Mother Made…

Rumor had it before ex-FBI Director James Comey’s testimony that President Twitter Fingas was going to set social media ablaze. The scuttlebutt was that President Orange Tang Face was going to live-tweet his reactions to the bags of tea Comey was dumping on the White House lawn.

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While Comey didn’t disappoint in giving up the goods, the president didn’t pop his head up on Twitter. But his son Donald Trump Jr., aka Not-Ivanka No. 1, came to his papa’s defense.

During Comey’s testimony, Not-Ivanka No. 1 tweeted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/872828184575737861
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/872828336560640002
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/872828608464773120

Umm, I hope that I speak for everyone when I say STFU, Lil’ Donnie. No one cares what you think about anything ever, since you aren’t the chosen one; Ivanka is.

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