Rumor had it before ex-FBI Director James Comey’s testimony that President Twitter Fingas was going to set social media ablaze. The scuttlebutt was that President Orange Tang Face was going to live-tweet his reactions to the bags of tea Comey was dumping on the White House lawn.
While Comey didn’t disappoint in giving up the goods, the president didn’t pop his head up on Twitter. But his son Donald Trump Jr., aka Not-Ivanka No. 1, came to his papa’s defense.
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During Comey’s testimony, Not-Ivanka No. 1 tweeted:
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Umm, I hope that I speak for everyone when I say STFU, Lil’ Donnie. No one cares what you think about anything ever, since you aren’t the chosen one; Ivanka is.
