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San Diego Elementary School Principal Apologizes for Warning Parents About Black Man in Hoodie at Starbucks
Well, this is awkward. A principal of a San Diego elementary school sent out a totally racist email warning people of a black man who was inside a Starbucks and now she’s been forced to send a “Hey, about that racist email I sent …” email apology for totally being racist. The San Diego Tribune…
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Pusha T Reveals Who Told Him About Drake’s Secret Baby. Hint: It Wasn’t Kanye
Pusha T, aka the rapper who tried to single-handedly end Canadian Screech’s rap career by exposing all of the baby mama drama, is talking to rapper-turned-journalist/gossip blogger Joe Budden. If you are busy concerning yourself with actual news like, special counselor Robert Mueller’s findings in the Russia investigation or what happened to Washington Post journalist…
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Special Counselor Robert Mueller Set to Release Findings in Russia Investigation: Report
Special Counsel Robert Mueller, aka Omar Little in the White House’s The Wire, is expected to once-and-for-all confirm release the findings as to whether or not Russia colluded to help President Buster von Loonius steal the Oval Office from the American people. According to Bloomberg, Omar is expected to pull his findings out of his…
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9-Year-Old Boy's Message to #CornerstoreCaroline: 'I Don't Forgive You and You Need Help'
Jeremiah Harvey didn’t ask for any of this. He was merely leaving a bodega in Brooklyn, New York, when his book bag—which was unaware of racial dynamics, white woman victimhood, or Emmit Till, made the costly mistake of brushing against a white woman’s backside. Not Jeremiah; his bookbag. The aggreived woman who was accosted by…
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Mary Bono Resigns as President of USA Gymnastics, Resumes Role as Queen of Clueless White Women
Former congresswoman and interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics Mary Bono was a thing and now she’s gone… Just like that. Four days after she was hired, she’s resigned. Bono should have never been selected to be president given her proximity to the sexual abuse scandal that rocked USA Gymnastics. But Bono had one…
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Soccer While Black: #GolfCartGail Calls Cops on Father Cheering on Son at Soccer Game
A white woman answered the age-old question “Can I kick it?” with a definitieve “no” when she called her cousins (aka the police) on a father who was cheering on his son during a soccer game. The white woman, who appeared out of nowhere riding a golf cart has been dubbed Golf Cart Gail. Seriously,…
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Ex-West Virginia University Running Back Charged With Incest and Sodomy of 12-Year-Old
In an incident that can only be described as disturbing, former West Virginia running back Justin Crawford has been charged with incest, child molestation, sodomy and enticing a child for indecent purposes after his wife caught him in a sexual situation with a 12-year-old girl. According to Ledger-Enquirer, Crawford’s wife, Chakeya Crawford, caught her 23-year-old…
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Hall of Fame Quarterback John Elway Is Dropping Major Money on Republican Candidates
Former Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway was a great football player. Full stop. Since retiring from his position on the field and landing in the front office of the team he once played for, he’s proven himself to be a spineless GOP barnacle complicit in the whiteballing of Colin Kaepernick and one of the largest…
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#CornerstoreCaroline Wants to Press Charges Against the Mother of Falsely Accused Child
` Why is so hard for wypipo to admit that they are wrong and let shit go? The aviator shades-wearing human trash bag that is Teresa Klein, aka #CornerstoneCaroline, has publicly apologized to the boy whom she terrorized with calling the police before video footage proved that the nine-year-old boy’s book bag (and not his…
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Trump Claimed He Was Going to Book a Big Stadium to Campaign for Ted Cruz. Then He Booked a Shoe Box
Back when Trump was campaigning to be the Republican nominee for president, he used to call Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), who is definitely not the Zodiac killer, Lyin’ Ted. Cruz lovingly called Trump a “sniveling coward” and “pathological liar.” My, how power and an untanned ass in front of Cruz’s face have changed things! The…

