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Sen. Lindsey Graham Continues to Be a Trash Can
Sen. Lindsey Graham got jokes. On Tuesday during an appearance on Fox News, Trump’s personal YouTube channel, aka Fox News, the South Carolina Republican noted that after learning Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s (D-Mass.) DNA test revealed she had some Native American heritage that he was going to take a DNA test and see if he could…
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5 Takeaways From Trump’s Bizarre 60 Minutes Interview
In an interview which aired Sunday night, the untanned soles of Donald Trump’s crusty pale feet were finally held to the flames. In what can arguably be called the realest interview since the president took office, Trump sat down with Lesley Stahl of CBS’s 60 Minutes to discuss everything from his love affair with Russian…
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Aaron Hernandez Was Sexually Abused as a Boy and Had a Relationship With High School Teammate: Report
The first installment of a six-part investigative series by the Boston Globe claims former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was sexually molested as a boy. The newspaper’s acclaimed “Spotlight” investigative team researched Hernandez’s life from birth until he killed himself in prison. Hernandez was sentenced to life in prison for the 2013 killing…
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Sen. Elizabeth Warren Releases Video and DNA Tests Proving She's Part Native American
Maybe now President Donald Trump will release his tax returns, considering he’s had an endless amount of jokes for Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), who has long claimed she has Native American ancestry. Trump nicknamed her “Pocahontas,” called her “fake Pocahontas,” and even mocked her during a Navajo Veterans’ event. Maybe now all of the jokes…
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Kanye West Met With President Trump and We Need to Talk About It
I’m not sure if it was the part where Kanye West exclaimed that the ‘Make America great again’ hat gave him energy, his 10-minute rant, or the hug he gave Donald Trump … alright fuck it, it was the hug! HE HUGGED THAT BAMA! Kanye West. Southside’s own; the Louis Vuitton Don (who once brought…
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Wife of World's Biggest Bully Claims She's the Most Bullied Person in The World
First lady Melania Trump is doing it again. You know, that thing where she paints herself as a victim and then acts as if she’s rising above her life inside her gilded cage. Yes, Melania of House Trump; Queen of Mar-a-Lago, Wearer of a Pith Hat; Mother of Mullets, Keeper of Secrets, the Unshitholed, Princess…
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Trump Hates Jeff Sessions So Much That He Talked to His Chief of Staff About Replacing Him: Report
Because President Trump is a spoiled man-child, he hates when things don’t go his way. Upon taking his seat inside the Oval Office after Russia stole the election and handed it to him, Trump believed that the head of the Department of Justice was going to be his personal fixer and attack dog who he…
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Colin Kaepernick Files Trademark Image of His Face and Glorious Afro
I have written ad nauseam about former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s glorious afro, which rivals only Angela Davis for blackest and most defiant afro in American history. (Yes, you can debate me in the comments). I have also noted the historic and healing properties of Kaepernick’s afro, which has been know to cure…
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Eric Holder Wants All the Smoke: When They Go Low, We Kick Them
Former Attorney General Nat Turner Eric Holder is not your negro. During a recent campaign event for Democratic Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams—who is currently on a quest to become the first black woman governor in American history—Holder told those in attendance when Republicans “go low” Democrats should “kick them.” According to Holder, the suspected…
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USA Today Allows Trump to Publish Fake News
For some reason—possibly because USA Today is trying to get into the good graces of the president, or maybe they just wanted some press—USA Today allowed the Donald J. Trump to publish an op-ed that is full of mistruths that only become apparent when you’re done reading the lies. In short, USA Today published fake news.…

