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It’s Official: Trump Comes Out of the Closet Wearing a White Hood
I’m tearing up a bit. Not because I’m sad but because I’m tired of always being correct and amazing. It’s difficult carrying all of this around every day, especially with people contacting me about the growing Mega Millions jackpot and wanting me to gift them the winning numbers. But this one was really a gimme.…
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Eric Reid vs. Malcolm Jenkins Is What Happens When Black Lives Matters Confronts All Lives Matter
To place Philadelphia Eagles Malcolm Jenkins in the proper historical context, just call him the Ralph Abernathy to Colin Kaepernick’s Martin Luther King Jr. Sure, Jenkins didn’t help the FBI in its attempts to discredit King’s voice by confirming King had extramarital affairs, which is what Abernathy did to King. But Jenkins caught the coattails…
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Undeniable Proof America Is Still Racist AF
The world is trash. Fine, the world isn’t trash, but the administration inside the White House is. That’s why I’m starting to get concerned that what once felt like an obvious one-term presidency may stick around to stink up the joint for an extra four years. Also, America is racist AF, according to this report…
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Rae Carruth, the Devil’s Favorite Wide Receiver, Is Released From Prison After 18 Years
There are certain people who just aren’t redeemable: Osama Bin Laden; Chrisette Michele; Dylann Roof and, undoubtedly, Rae Carruth. Carruth is the first black man the Coalition for Black People would argue didn’t get a long enough sentence for his role in masterminding the death of the mother of his unborn child. The shooting left…
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CNN White House Chief Sends ‘Fuck You’ DM to Melania Trump’s Former Aide
Jim Acosta is currently battling April Ryan for the title of God’s favorite journalist. On Thursday night Acosta, CNN’s chief White House correspondent, was minding his own damn Twitter business when he tweeted about a Trump rally in Montana (yes, this bitch is still rallying. At this point, it’s a form of presidential masturbation), the…
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A 2-Year-Old Was Abandoned On a Stranger's Doorstep and We've Got Questions
This story is horrifyingly wild AF. Try to follow this: A Houston, Tex. mom is in the hospital. She calls her son’s father to see if he can watch him while she’s in the hospital. The dad says “of course.” Mom says, “ok my homegirl will be dropping him off at your house.” Dad is…
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Old White Men Fight in the White House; John Kelly and John Bolton Get Into Profanity-Laced Argument: Report
There was a heated fuss-fight inside the White House, a battle of the Johns. And I don’t mean tricks. Well, they could be tricks if they were in Russia and the price was right. Those inside the leaky Trump administration told Bloomberg that President HoofHead von SpittoonFace’s Chief of Staff John Kelly and National Security…
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Former President Jimmy Carter: Brett Kavanaugh Is Unfit to Serve on the Supreme Court
Former President Jimmy Carter saw what the rest of us saw during newly-appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing: a spiteful, miserable, hostile man-child fuming like a baby. During a talk with students at Emory University in Atlanta on Wednesday, Carter said Kavanaugh was “unfit” to serve on the nation’s highest court and that…
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A Man Died in a Trump Tower Fire and the Trump Organization Still Wants Their Money
Should you perish in a fire in a Trump-owned property, the Trump organization still expects to get paid. Six months ago, Todd Brassner, a famed art collector who used to kick it with Andy Warhol in the ’70s, perished after an electrical fire inside his 50th-floor apartment in Trump Tower. Now, the residential board is…
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A White Student Called a Black Student the N-Word. The Black Student Responded. Guess Who Got Suspended?
Chanese Knox, a junior at Greendale High School in Wisconsin said that she was the victim of racial taunts. According to Knox, in September a student called her “nigger.” She took up for herself and began arguing with the student. The school intervened. The police were called—and Knox was suspended. “How could you suspend the…
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