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Auntie Maxine Ain’t Scared of No Damn Pipe Bomb
From day one, Rep. Maxine Waters of (D-Calif.) has made it abundantly clear that the president of the United States was a vile man who couldn’t be trusted and that she had no intention of trying to work with him. In fact, while the rest of her constituents were busy trying to walk the fine…
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Trump Is Sending 800 Troops to Stop the Migrant Caravan and It Has Nothing to Do With the Midterms
Donald Trump, the Asshole-in-Chief and the supervillain of Americans who don’t recognize that he’s evil, has not only declared that a caravan of migrants are going to pillage white communities, steal white babies and drink all the artisanal beer they can find, but now he’s sending 800 troops to meet them at the border because…
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The Devil’s Mouthpiece Claims Trump Isn’t Responsible for Suspicious Packages Sent to Democrats
The Devil’s Mouthpiece aka Sarah Huckabee Sanders aka Lil’ Suckabee is doing the false equivalency thing that she’s become known for, in which she takes some shit that has nothing to do with the trash-ass administration she willingly works for and tries to pass it off as the same thing that the trash-ass president has…
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These Attempted Bombings Show How Dangerous Trump’s Rhetoric Really Is
The president of the United States condemned the attempted bombing attacks on Democrats, claiming that “political violence has no place in the U.S.” On Wednesday, law enforcement officials said “potential explosive devices” had been sent to former President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Other Democratic officials, including Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman…
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Andrew Gillum Under Fire for Getting the Hook-up on Hamilton Tickets
With only a few weeks remaining before Floridians cast their vote for governor, Democratic gubernatorial nominee Andrew Gillum is involved in some Broadway show Hamilton fuckshit. According to the New York Times texts messages and email records show that Tallahassee mayor and his crew, received tickets to Hamilton on some fuagziness from “men he believed…
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Pipe Bombs Found at the Homes of Hilary Clinton, Obama and Billionaire George Soros
Like a cut scene from The Dark Knight Rises, explosive devices have been intercepted at the homes of Hillary Clinton, former President Obama, and George Soros. On Tuesday, a pipe bomb loaded with explosive black powder was hand-delivered to billionaire political donor George Soros’ New York estate. Then on Wednesday, Secret Service agents found two…
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Random-Ass White Woman Rolls Up on Spanish Speaking Family and Demands to See Their Passports
Emboldened by the support of her cousins, a.k.a. the police, and deputized by no one, some random-ass white woman decided to roll up on a Spanish-speaking family who was minding their own damn business in a Virginia restaurant last week and declared: “Show me your passports!” No one knows who this random-ass is but from…
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Woman Who Left a 2-Year-Old on Stranger’s Front Porch Says We’ve Got It All Wrong
Keairra Woods says those of us—myself included—who have vilified her for leaving her friend’s son on a stranger’s front porch have it all the way messed up. “Everything blew out of proportion,” Keairra Woods told Inside Edition in an exclusive on-camera interview. “I’m getting blamed for everything.” By now we’ve all seen the video of…
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The Most Pathetically Racist Robocall You've Ever Heard Against Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Andrew Gillum
Ok, racists listen up. It’s 2018. If you’re going to be racist, please step your insult game up. Most of the kids born in the 1980s don’t have a clue who the hell Stepin Fetchit was or know that Kingfish was one of the stars of the wildly popular Amos & Andy. If you’re still…
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Stacey Abrams Defends Burning Flag That Was So Racist, Even Georgia Thought It Was Trash
Once Stacey Abrams becomes the next governor of Georgia and the first black female governor in the country, I expect one of the big movie houses to start working on a script of the historic election. The antagonist to Abrams’ heroic efforts will be white supremacy in the form of Brian Kemp, Georgia Secretary of…

