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The Girl Scout Good Samaritan Who Brought $540 of Cookies Arrested on Federal Drug Charges
The viral moment was pure … and apparently so was the cocaine. Hiyoooooooo, I’m here all week folks. No seriously, I’m here all week as it’s my job. Turns out that the smiling South Carolina man who paid $540 to buy two little girls’ entire stash of Girl Scout cookies to get them out of…
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Black Oklahoma Student Knocks MAGA Hat Off White Teen’s Head. Now He’s Facing Charges
A black Oklahoma high school student is facing possible criminal charges after cellphone footage shows him knocking the Klan MAGA cap off of a white teen’s head, and grabbing the Führer supporter’s “Trump 2020” flag and throwing it to the ground. The incident happened at Edmond Santa Fe High School and has since gone viral…
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NBA Great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to Sell His Championship Memorabilia to Change Kids' Lives
When faced with the choice of keeping all of the mementos from his storied Hall of Fame career or helping children from improvised surroundings live better lives, NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar believes there is no choice. “When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room or providing kids with…
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America's Kim Jong Un and North Korea's Kim Jong Un Arrive In Vietnam for Bae-cation
It’s no secret that President Trump is an open relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin and Korean leader Kim Jong Un. All three dictators met on the political version of Gindr and have been canoodling ever since. For some reason, President Trump is insistent on giving Kim Jong Un a world stage that helps legitimize…
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Former NBA Star Mike Bibby Being Investigated for Alleged Sexual Abuse
Former NBA point guard Mike Bibby is being accused of sexually assaulting a high school teacher at the Arizona school where he coaches basketball. According to the Arizona Republic, a female teacher claims that Bibby—the number two pick in the 1998 draft who is now the the head coach of the boys basketball team at…
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Michael Cohen Is Ready to Sing Like National Anthem Marvin Gaye, Will Give Up Dirty Details on Trump to Congress
The president’s former fixer and attorney Michael Cohen has reportedly asked for a half tux/half gown number to rival Billy Porter’s Oscar ensemble, because he’s about sing like a young Michael Jackson with the wide nose. Cohen is set to testify before Congress on Wednesday, and he’s supposed to be dropping his hits “Donald Trump…
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Watch: Chinese Official Laughs Out Loud When President Trump Shows He Doesn’t Understand WTF He’s Talking About
The president of people who fry Oreos and pickles continues to prove without a doubt that he’s got no idea what he’s doing. In the continuous Weekend at Bernie’s movie of our lives, the president of people who believe that roadkill is still edible meat doesn’t understand legal terminology. The moment began when America’s lead…
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Do the White Thing: Racist-In-Chief Calls Spike Lee’s Oscar Speech 'Racist Hit'
I believe that that there is someone on President KKKlansman’s staff whose job it is to bring him clips of news in which people mention or even vaguely allude to his name. Because I don’t believe that there are enough hours in the day, even for a president who spends most of his time ordering…
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Black Campaign Staffer Files Lawsuit Alleging Trump Kissed Her Without Consent: Report
Former campaign staffer Alva Johnson claims that during Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, as rumors were swirling of allegations that he’d sexually assaulted several women, the then-Republican nominee for the White House kissed her without her consent, a moment she calls “super-creepy and inappropriate.” Johnson told the Washington Post in an exclusive interview that during…
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Trump Administration Moves to Stop Family Planning Clinics From Issuing Abortions or Abortion Referrals
In a move that has Vice President Mike Pence’s name all over it, the Trump administration is making a push to prevent family planning clinics that receive federal funding from providing abortions or referring women for abortions, a move that would gut Planned Parenthood of some $60 million in funds. Before we all go marching…

