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Donald President Refers to Apple CEO Tim Cook as 'Tim Apple' and This Isn't the First Time He's Done This
The president is an idiot. Not a common variety idiot. He’s an idiot with a lot of money who knows how to rally other idiots to believe that he’s not an idiot, even when he’s actually the idiot king! Or, King idiot! In a meeting Wednesday with Apple CEO Tim Cook, the president proved again…
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#PickingUpTrashWhileBlack: Colorado Cops Draw Guns on Man Cleaning His Yard
A black Colorado man was doing the suspicious work of cleaning his yard when he was confronted by police who wanted to know what the black man was doing on his own property. According to the Daily Camera, on Friday, a Boulder police officer saw the man sitting on a patio in an area that…
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Trump Owns This Record as President
Despite promises to shrink the U.S. trade deficit with crazy tariffs on imported goods, the trade deficit has instead reached record highs as it grew to some $621 billion. On Wednesday the Commerce Department announced that Trump has fucked the trade deficit to the highest its been since 2008 in large part due to the…
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Trump Chided Obama About His Grades While Working to Get His High School Transcript Hidden, Thus #SummaCumLiar Was Born
In 2011, when Donald J. Trump was just a really obnoxious civilian Twitter troll, he wasn’t just pushing for then-President Barack Obama to prove that he wasn’t a Kenyan operative, he also wanted proof that the best president to ever grace the White House wasn’t a terrible student. Also in 2011, Donnie boy was pushing…
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CNN Focus Group Doesn't Want Joe Biden to Run in 2020: 'His Time Is Done'
Well, if a CNN focus group is a small slice of America, then a small slice of America is done with Joe Biden and the former vice president’s flirtatious romance with running for president. Biden, who is seen by many political pundits as a potential front-runner should he decide to join the Democratic primary, may…
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Kellen Winslow Jr. Back In Jail After Reportedly Touching Himself in Front of 77-Year-Old Woman
What the hell is wrong with Kellen Winslow Jr.? The former NFL tight-end is back in jail after two new allegations of sexual deviance, including allegedly touching himself in front of a 77-year-old woman. Winslow was already out on bail and fighting three allegations of rape. TMZ Sports reports that two claims came from women…
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Thank You Black Baby Jesus, Hillary Clinton Isn't Running For President in 2020
The former secretary of state and first lady who couldn’t beat a lying orange bag of afterbirth in her second run for the White House will spare us the show that is the Hillary Clinton campaign and stand down in the 2020 election. “I’m not running,” Clinton told News 12. “But I’m going to keep…
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President Trump Needs a New Black as Ben Carson Will Leave HUD at the End of the First Term
The president’s senior most black, Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson, is leaving the Trump administration at the end of Trump’s first term. “I will certainly finish out this term,” Carson told Newsmax’s John Gizzi, Monday. After Carson’s cryptic answer, Gizzi pressed him on whether he’d be interested in serving a second term to…
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House Democrats Launch Sweeping Document Request Into Trump Corruption: Report
And so it begins. In the most gangster move since Democrats took over the House, the House Judiciary Committee has launched an investigation so sweeping that some 80 people have received requests for documents to determine whether President Donald Trump, his administration and associates obstructed justice, abused power of just outright did some corruptible shit.…
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Florida Teacher Cries As She's Forced to Remove Kneeling Colin Kaepernick Poster
A Florida teacher was forced to remove a decorative door covering that showed former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick kneeling. The image was created for Black History Month and reportedly upset several whites in the community who found the cardboard image of a black man kneeling to be “offensive.” Port Charlotte High School teacher Alissa Perry…
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