White Guy Kicks Black Guy's Ass. Cops Come. Black Guy Gets Cuffed. White Guy Gets…A Conversation

Whoever you are and whatever you happen to be doing today, if you're alive and free and reading this, your day is better than the day the Black guy in this video had. Suggested Reading Flint’s Water Crisis Ends With A Major Development Songs by White Artists You Can Add to Your Black Cookout Playlist…

Whoever you are and whatever you happen to be doing today, if you're alive and free and reading this, your day is better than the day the Black guy in this video had.

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Because I'm certain you did notโ€ฆ

1. Lose a fight

2. Lose a fight, run away from the person you lost the fight to, and have him catch you and beat you up some more

3. Lose a fight, run away from the person you lost the fight to, and have him catch you and beat you up some moreโ€ฆwhile in front of an audience

4. Lose a fight, run away from the person you lost the fight to, and have him catch you and beat you up some moreโ€ฆwhile in front of an audienceโ€ฆand on tape

5. Lose a fight, run away from the person you lost the fight to, and have him catch you and beat you up some moreโ€ฆwhile in front of an audienceโ€ฆand on tapeโ€ฆand the police show up

6. Lose a fight, run away from the person you lost the fight to, and have him catch you and beat you up some moreโ€ฆwhile in front of an audienceโ€ฆand on tapeโ€ฆand the police show upโ€ฆandย subdue, tackle, and cuff you while having a polite conversation with the guy who just kicked your ass

Yup, nobody's bad day is beating his. He officially wins bad day Bingo. Which, in a way, is a fitting analogy for being Black in America. You won't always win bad day Bingo. But the odds are in your favor.

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