Who creates a Twitter account for their dog? Who even jokes about breaking their own dog's leg? Why are 9,000-plus Tweeps following 50 Cent's dog?
Too many questions, not enough answers. Let's find 50 a hobby. Other than tweeting.
See the photo of 50 threatening his dog with a knife at the BVX.
An earlier version of this Buzz stated that the dog's leg had been broken, which has not been verified by The Root.