Stratfor: White House Heavy with the Diplomatics; England Still Wondering Why They Only Got DVDs
Bossip: Beanie Sigel Has 35th Birthday Party; Someone Gets Shot, Naturally
J&J Politics: Jack and Jill Back Chas Freeman, Scold The Obama; Buzz Loves Name 'Chas'
ESPN: Judge Wants to Feel Important; Demands Vick Appear in Bankruptcy Court
WBEZ: Bishop Tutu Absolves Chicago Press; Bernie Madoff Wonders if He Can Get In on That
LAT: Family Buys Black; Booker T Beams, W.E.B. Grumbles About Talented Tenth
St. Louis American: Black Unemployment at 13.4%; Be Happy if You're in 86.4 %
WXVT: End-of-Life Care More Expensive for Blacks, Hispanics; Some Argue 'Better Late Than Never'
Black Press USA: Some Blacks Want Obama to Fail; Dispersal to Re-Education Camps Imminent
LAT: Obama Pushes Global Stimulus Effort; China Says, "We Can't Own Everyone, But We'll Try"
NYT: Michelle Obama Promotes Healthy Eating; Country Fries Little
AJC: Morehouse Police Chief Indicted in Hunting Incident, Possible Retaliation For Ending Freaknik
Al Jazeera: Freeman Withdraws Intelligence Post Nom; Not Down With Israel Lobby in the Least
CNN: Robin Givens Talks Abuse; Semi-Secretly Glad Rihanna's Mollywhopping Brought Her Back into Vogue
BET: Ex-Detroit Mayor Wants $100M; AIG Backs This Play Wholeheartedly
The Daily Beast: Bernie Madoff Might Get 150 Years; Guys at Arthur Andersen Cackling
Deadspin: Hyping Young Athletes is Bad; Hyping Their Hype Adds to Problem in No Way