Very Smart Brothas
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I Don't Want Kids, But I Do Want You To Stop Asking Me Why I Don't Have Kids
Apparently, I’m a do nothin’ bitch because I’m pushing 35 and haven’t fulfilled my womanly obligation to have kids. That’s right, I have zero desire to populate the earth, and it seems at least 68% of the people I know have an issue with this. Sadly, a portion of this demographic includes individuals who share…
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Exactly How Dead Would Luke Gatti (The Bacon Jalapeno Mac And Cheese Kid) Be If He Was Black?
As many of you are likely already aware of, University of Connecticut student Luke Gatti recently became internet famous for a video featuring him drunkenly screaming at, insulting, assaulting, and spitting on a campus cafeteria manager who wouldn’t allow Gatti to enter the cafeteria to eat some bacon jalapeno mac and cheese. A couple days ago, Gatti…
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Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Season 2: Episode 6 Recap
I can’t lie to y’all, my boredom level with this season has potentially reached its zenith. I don’t know if this means I’m finally growing up or if this cast of characters has run its course in my life. How did I realize this, you (didn’t) ask? I had to watch this episode twice because…
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Ask Agatha: Club Cockblocking Strategies And Perceived Single Black Man Shortages
Michael from Brooklyn, NY asks: Why is there always a chick in the group that cockblocks? Why do girls even take this fun snatcher out with them? If I had a boy that did that we wouldn’t be boys for long. Here’s what happens. You see a group of girls. One is really cute (to you).…
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Bisexual People Are Tired of Your Shit: A Beginner’s Course in Non-Normative Queer Life
As some of you may know, yesterday was National Coming Out Day. Facebook timelines everywhere filled with rainbow profile pictures and inspirational videos and coming out stories and articles about cisgender White men finding love, since we apparently don’t see enough of those. My timeline was likely filled with more queer folks than the average user;…
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Raven-Symone Is Full Of Shit Because Someone Named "Watermelondrea" Would DEFINITELY Get Hired
By now, I’m sure most of you are aware of the comments Raven-Symone made last week on The View in reference to “Black-sounding” names. And, I’m also sure most of you are aware of the swift pushback she received. One, for gleefully admitting that she, a Black person, would willfully discriminate against Black-sounding names. And…
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A Question About Friendships, Obligations, And Moderate Levels Of Aintshitness
We’ve all heard the story before. Boy meets Girl at 13th annual Delta Sigma Theta kickball cookout and soft-boiled egg eating contest; an event where all the proceeds go towards finding a cure for clit gout. Because #allclitsmatter. Girl is intrigued by Boy’s use of “disabuse” and “Caucasian motherfuckers” in the same sentence, and Girl favors Richelle…
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A Leaked Email Exchange Between Drake And Serena Williams About The Engagement Rumor
A couple months ago, our sources were somehow able to find an email conversation between Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill. And then, a couple weeks later, one between Meek Mill and Drake. And then, those same sources found another email conversation, but between Drake and Serena Williams. And then a couple months after that, they found a conversation between President Obama…